30 ways to annoy people
 

1. Never make eye contact
2. Make appointments for September 31st
3. Invite lots of people to other peoples parties
4. inform others that they only exist in your imagination
5. ask people what gender they are
6. Lick the filling out of all the Oreo's and put the parts back in the package
7. lie obviously about trivial things..like the time
8. sit on ur front lawn pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow
down
9. as much as possible, skip rather then walk
10. stand over someones sholder, mumbling as they read
11. pretend ur computer mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it
12. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE
13. dont use any punctuation either
14. buy a large amount of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets
15. repeat everthing someone says, as a question
16. repeat the fallowing conversation a dozen times: "do you hear that?"
"what?" "nevermind , its gone now"
17. staple papers in the middle of the page
18. sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks
19. set alarms for random times
20. signal that a conversation is over by clamping ur hands over your ears
21. reply to everything someone says with "thats what YOU think"
22. Claim that you must always wear a bike helmet as part of ur astronaut
training
23. highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "CC" them 2 ur boss
24. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
25. learn morse code and have conversations that consist of "beep bip bip
beeeeep"
26. amuse ur self for endless hours by hooking a camcorder up to ur tv and
then pointing it at the screen
27. speak only in a robot voice
28. push all the flat lego peices together really tight
29. leave ur turn signal on for 50 miles
30. start each mean by conspicuously licking all ur food and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your Grub"
:knockout: ENJOY