like she'd say if it was diseased..

well **** if ya it and it's got bumps or is green...

**** all that noise...
here's another one
Me: What the **** are you talking about, I left you because you were a psycho
Jessica: no you left me for the army, remember?
Me: You are a ******* moron

lmao tell her you joined the army to get the **** away from her

hahaha, im speechless. lmfao

what the heck did you do, man? Go for all the dumb ones? "This ain't my ****, it's a breathalizer..." "..OHHHH well in that case *slurp*"

:rolleyes: you can't always tell from a visual point, dummy. You gonna break out the microscopes, and all that?

haha can you imagine being a girl and some guy you wanna **** takes out a microscope "...hold on, let me inspect."

Or the other way around. Be better if she opulled out a tape measure, measured, and then said 'oh nevermind... i just remembered i have to wash my hair...'

im a little surprised that all these people still have me in their buddy lists or whatever. You would think after five years they would just have deleted my name...

lmao oh god that one killed me. That's hillarious.

and im back on my name.. that sucked some prety major ***

yea AIM is goofy like that man sometimes it lets me sign in sometimes it dont

never had a problem with aim. :confused:

His AIM conservation look like mine almost. :lol: