Answering Machine (funny)
 

This is what an school answering machine should say when you have to call.....Its the honest truth anyway!



> * To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1
> * To make excuses for why your child did not do his
> work- Press 2
> * To complain about what we do - Press 3
> * To swear at staff members - Press 4
> * To ask why you didn't get information that was
> already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers
> mailed to you - Press 5
> * If you want us to raise your child - Press 6!
> * If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit
> someone - Press 7
> * To request a nother teacher, for the third time this
> year - Press 8
> * To complain about bus transportation - Press 9
> * To complain about school lunches - Press 0
> * If you realize this is the real world and your child
> must be accountable and responsible for his/her own
> behavior, class work, homework and that it's not the
> teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang
> up and have a nice day!

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LMAO! Still love that!

lol so true but thats what makes it funny

haha thats great! i hate it when parents step in for their kids on their work. its retarded

hahahah thats funny

hahaha