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Saw this and figured, hey, why not


Top 15: Why Hockey is Better than Sex

1. It's legal to earn money playing hockey
2. Many people play hockey even after they're married
3. The puck's always hard
4. The protective equipment is reusable
5. It lasts at least an hour
6. A two-on-one or a three-on-one is not uncommon
7. You always know how big the stick is
8. You can clean your stick in public without anyone minding
9. You can change players on the fly
10. You don't have to be embarrassed if you don't get the puck up
11. Everyone is finished when the buzzer sounds
12. Your parents cheer when you score
13. Periods last only 20 minutes
14. You're sure to get it at least twice a week
15. You can tell your friends about it afterwards

 
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I have that as my sig on a hockey board

 
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see, I knew it was perfect.

 
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yep

 
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To bad their isn't a hockey season this year.

 
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x2 greedy bastards...

I love the Red Wings here... Three of our players went to play on a local detroit team the Mechanics, and the local news here said "They are playing out of the goodness of their hearts for the sport, not for the money." **** she saying?! If they're playing for the goodness of the sport, STOP BEING GREEDY BASTARDS AND PLAY THE **** GAME!

 
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It is stuipd how there is no season just cause of dumb reason, sports players get payed WAY TO DAM MUCH for what they do. They should get a real job and see how it really is.

 
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the players did not stop the season the owners did, the players were willing to take a 60% pay cut but didn't wantr a cap which has killed basketball (they lost alot of fans since there are no big players anymore really)one of the Wings went to play for the flint generals for $500 a game once I get back up there the generals arena is only 15 minutes from my house and I know the owner really well (I buy all my equipment from him and have bought many thousands of dollars worth there)