| mxracerbrian |
02-01-2007 08:18 PM |
Art of making love....
The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches abova da bed in ecstasy."
The Frenchman replies. "Zat is nussing, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body, and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."
The Redneck says, "That ain't nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my dick on the curtains. She hits the freakin' ceiling."
|
