Autotrader Homos
 

First Caller
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So, the lude was in the trader and i got a call.

Buddy asks a few questions about the car, asks me why i am selling. I tell him i am looking to get a new vehicle, an SUV since it will be a company vehicle.

He tells me he has his own company and will have an answer for me by the following day and if i could call him as he is super busy. I could only guess he wanted me to call him back to gauge my willingness to sell.

Fast forward to the next day, i call him. He tells me that his accountant is bringing him $100,000 back (guess from the gov.) and he wont have the money till May 2008 and that we should write up a contract where i give him the car until May, and when his 100k comes in he will pay me.

LMFAO

Is there some new drug out there i am not aware of ?


2nd Call
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Guy calls. Asks why i am selling. I give him the same answer. SUV, company vehicle etc.
He asks me if I am interested in a trade for a 99 Honda accord.

SO wait, WTF did I miss here? Did an accord become and SUV ?

I actually had to tell the caller that i am not interested in trading about 4 times before i could finally get him off the phone. LOL

ahahaha yeh had sum stuff happen when sellin gmy old cars pp ask such dumb questions which are all in the ****in description is it 5spd?
um yeh it says it is what colour is it ws teh best when i plainly ha d apic of it up lol

LOL!

Record the calls and upload them here?

Kijiji/Craigslist Homo's > Forum homo's > Autotrader homo's.

I know, fack!

I wish, but that was so random

"hi give me your car and i will pay you in 6 months"

what a great deal :retard:

Yea, there are a ton of forum homos.

FTW!!!:smilie_da

lol wow what a bunch of dicks. that idiot actually thought that was gonna work.

hey ill pay you in like 5 years from now when i sell your car again, is that cool?

I have lost all faith in the general car community after trying to sell my 89 Corolla beater.

I wanted 250 for it. Plainly said it wasn't e-tested, and got about 9 PM's asking if it was saftied and etested.


For 250?

What the HELL?!

haha.. yup. far too many retards

"hey man, if you have it 1 year from now when i get my license, consider it sold!"

scrap it, no1 likes preludes :D

Had a dude Call me about my Van in Kijji .

He says "how much?" I said "around $1500" . He says "I'll give you $500"

I said " how do you go from $1500 to $500?" so he says "I'll give you $500 and take the van and bring you $250/ month for the rest"

I laughed at the dumb ****er and said "Call me when you have $900 cash and I'll make you a deal"

Stupid Mutha****as.

^ how much for your van ? :retard:
Will you part out :retard:

ill give you guys 250 for both of your pieces of . but you gotta give me a few months to pay them off cause welfare hasnt been too good to me lately

That was me, it has been a good year. I figured I would indulge a bit and by splurging on a 10-yr old Lude and torque steer my way to some street cred.

That is awesome, some people pay that much for Etests LOLz

:turbogfight: