Boner killer.
 

Me and a friend went cruising on Saturday night in his 06 Silverado. We met up with a friend of his and she had one of her friends with her. Damn her friend was fine, short black hair with a cute face and some massive tiggos. Well we all hung out for a while and then decided to go out to the club. So we waited to around 11:30PM before we drove to the club parking lot. The girl took off her sweater in her friend's truck and was wearing a little black top underneath that she was going to wear in the club, the tiggos almost fell out when she took the sweater off.:cool: She steps out of her friend's truck and I see something I didn't expect to see. A fuggin gut that extended further then her tiggos.:mad: I was like WTF is this ****, let's get the **** out of here. We just told them we were going cruising or something and hauled ***. Seriously that ruined my whole fuggin weekend, I could have been in her paints with little effort but their is no way I could even find the cooch with a gut like that. What I don't understand is that both of them were sitting on the tail gate earlier that night and not once did I ever notice the gut.:banghead:

haha **** happens dude

lol... well thats a stiffy in sweatpants.

a man u said she was cute right? well u should have at least got some dome from her:lolsign:

Thats when your freinds bust out the game "how many shots" haha works everytime

haha "tiggos", thats a new one on me, that sucks, but whatever, i agree with rice burner. (although ive never called it dome i know what hes talkin about)

lol that sucks i hate it when that crap happens and there isnt any way to tell its comming

thats what you get for going "clubbing"

lol

It is not like their is anything else to do in the area. I never really want to go but you have to understand, these were some big titties. I'm sure she gives good head but I couldn't bring myself to try after seeing the third boob. Next weekend me and some friends are suppose to go to Lafayette with some hot girls, that should cheer me up.

Bwahahahahahahaha

Whats that saying....oh yeah they all look the same in the dark.......:eek:

lol usually girls with big "tiggos" got big tiggos because they got a big gut too.

use a bag man

lol **** happens