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paarman97maro 03-19-2008 12:17 AM

Funny Joke
 
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin
Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out
of it.
"I will give each on you one wish, which is three
wishes in total", says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will
also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada ."
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye,
the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or
Canadians can come in our our precious land."
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's
eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet
high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get
in or out; it's virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and
says, "Fill it with water."


:laugh:

Adric 03-19-2008 12:30 AM

hhaha

Bernotas05 03-19-2008 03:53 AM

Good **** haha

Mike Jones 03-19-2008 08:55 AM

Yes, I love it!

97z2801ss 03-19-2008 04:58 PM

bwahaha

First95 03-19-2008 07:14 PM

Nice, that's great!

sman 03-19-2008 09:55 PM

You guys just heard this one?

ITSA6 03-20-2008 12:24 AM

haha never heard that one. that's great!

Zachs96 03-22-2008 09:04 PM

LMFAO!! hahah

sreeja 04-04-2008 01:52 AM

Hahahhhhhhhhha....It is very funny .I can't stop laughing.


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