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TurboH22Civic 12-07-2006 03:45 PM

Funny Joke
 
Poetry For Sex

Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together. The white guy came in late one morning and his black friend asks where he had been.

The white guy says, "My wife gives me good sex every night and she kept me up really late last night".

The black guy says "I can't get my wife to have sex with me, no matter what! How do you do it?"

The white guy says, "I read her poetry every night."

His black friend then asks, "What kind of poetry?"

The white guy replies, "Blondie, blondie, eyes so blue, how I want to make love to you." Then the white guy tells his friend to go home and try it - it's a sure thing!

The next morning the black guy was about 2 hours late. When he comes in, he has a black eye and his arm is in a sling.

The white man asks, "What happened?!"

The black man says, "Man, don't ever speak to me again!"

The curious white man asks, "Well, what did you say to her?"

The black man replies, 'Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, bend over bitch, and take it like a dog!!"

seannk 12-14-2006 07:17 AM

Now that was funny :lol_hitti

CB7TUNER 12-16-2006 07:22 PM

lol god one

Password:JDM 01-11-2007 01:26 PM

thats jokessssss

Midnight Racer 01-11-2007 03:47 PM

:lol_hitti nice one

drifter420 01-11-2007 04:15 PM

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Supra_RZ 01-11-2007 05:08 PM

:lol_hitti :smilie_da

banting 01-14-2007 12:01 PM

BAHAHAAaaa I felt from my chair! Nice one.

Frozentide 01-14-2007 04:03 PM

Bah Hahahhaha Wikked!!!


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