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Headlines from the year 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally . Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines |
Originally Posted by 2tone_93gt
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines |
Nice post! :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup
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buahahahah its funny cause its true
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France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. |
Mexifornia hahahaha :laugh: :appl:
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Originally Posted by Viperoni
BEST OF THREAD AWARD! :D :appl:
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Originally Posted by 2tone_93gt
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally . Scientists stumped. Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon). Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036. Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only. 85-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss. Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs. Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative. Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights. Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches. New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036. Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts. Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent. Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines |
aahahha nice thread man.
george zebediah bush will be president in 2036..mark my words. |
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Headlines from the year 2029
local teen wins $1000 in a 7-11 store , and uses all the money to buy his grand father 60 Litres of Gasoline for his v-8 mustang , so they can ride around town on his birthday , as gas price are up to $16 per Litre , local teen owns an old beat up 2020 honda civic type R model : specs 1 cylinder 0.2 L VTEC engine with cool air , also with a spoiler bigger then the whole car , car can only hold 2 = 1" subwoofers and a 10 watt amp in the back , his car is so small , it only seats one , which is good for him , when he is driving with a hot girl , if he pops a boner the girl would fly threw the roof , this 2020 type R civic can't drive up hills , so he has to take a different route to school , with gas prices raising so much , he might swap to a smaller eco-tec 0.1 L engine ,
so bored ........................... |
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