Men and Women
 

The time has finally come... IndyBiotch
Men strike back! ! ! ! ! !

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.


Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a
woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing
machine will probably never be able to support you.


Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.


How do you know when a woman is about to say
something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told
me."


How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.


Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.


If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in
first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him
in.


What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told



Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.


Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.


Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.


In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

hahaha thems good

I love it i love it

lol

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Do you find that funny?

I've seen women like that at Wal-Mart on welfare check day. just like the tremendously huge women that come in their itty bittly little backless halters and lycra short-shorts.. they think they are sexy, too.

I always laugh when I see those the wedding cake one is my favorite

Y'know what's worse than being bald?
...*shudder* The 'horseshoe'.

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