old guy in a z3
 

*A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph,enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. *

*'Amazing!' he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. *

*'I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought," What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!' So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch-up with him. *

*Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.' *

*The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, 'Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back.' *

*'Have a good day, Sir,' said the policeman *



:lolsign: thought that was a good one.

HaHa good ****

That's good stuff there!

Bank Robber
 

A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money.

Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked,

"Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man,

"Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did."

lol^ thats a good one too! How about jokes about the husbands? jokes are always about the wife! lol

Isn't that second joke from Family Guy? lol

haha niceee

lol those both are great