Originally Posted by rabbitman
Holy dude, I thought you had dropped dead or something. Where the hell have you been? I missed all the talk.
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Originally Posted by cL0wn_p3n0r
man, the least your wife *cough*you*cough* could do is ask for a picture of my penis.
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Originally Posted by Zapa
since where on the subj , i allwais had a question .
what kind of condoms do u guys use , i seem to only find a standard size which hurts |
Well things seem to be getting better. Im slowly breaking her in. Condoms? well can't help you there dude I havent used a jimmy in like 3 years. I used to break them like it was going out of style. I prolly should have tried a bigger size but I love bareback and will never go back to jimmys ;).
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Originally Posted by cL0wn_p3n0r
It's not the rubbers you're using, you probably just have to work your boyfriends ass a bit more.
come by later on with the you call "mommy" , who gives you bus money to get to school , and i'll see which one of you has a tighter |
Originally Posted by Nastyzed
Well things seem to be getting better. Im slowly breaking her in. Condoms? well can't help you there dude I havent used a jimmy in like 3 years. I used to break them like it was going out of style. I prolly should have tried a bigger size but I love bareback and will never go back to jimmys ;).
yea but bareback you can't have sex with random bitchez like clown's mom or ruskys sister you gotta get a girlfriend instead , and take her out to dinner and ... that |
Thats true but im not that kinda guy.. I want a relationship with a woman. Flybys are great and everywhere. Finding a girl with a head on her shoulders now thats a score.
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Originally Posted by Nastyzed
Thats true but im not that kinda guy.. I want a relationship with a woman. Flybys are great and everywhere. Finding a girl with a head on her shoulders now thats a score.
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fun(ny) fact: average size condom sold in asia is 4.25 inch's
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yea I can see that one happening :)
I remember this one time my Tai Chi instr. told us she'll be ordering practice shoes from China if we want to get any . When it was my turn to give her my order she goes ... oh they don't make that shoe size in china :tapedshut |
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