The Perfect Day Him Vs Her
 

The Perfect Day For Her

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday
8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants open presents -expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner.
9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer.
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17
pounds.
1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3:00 Nap.
4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
admirer.
4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but
gentle hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before
full length mirror.
7:30 Candle l it dinner for two followed by dancing, with
compliments received from other diners/dancers.
10:00 Hot shower (alone).
10:50 Carried to bed . . . freshly ironed, crisp, new, white
linen
11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM

6:00 Alarm
6:15 Blow job
6:30 Massive satisfying **** while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked
by naked,buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en-route to airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine - 2 under
11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom
Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine - 4 under
2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all naked female
crew, who also
bend over a lot displaying growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
(bending over,naturally).
6:45 ****,Shower and Shave
7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 Dinner: lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet
steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size
TV as you watch the football game
9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies...some
bending over)
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a
cleansing beer
11:30 A night cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces
the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep

Why is it that every man is suppose to like beer?

cause your not a man if you dont :lolsign:

D A M N stright

beer is just piss refrigerated

I never drink it

i barley drink it anymore either... i was goin to tonight since i finally dont have work after 10 days straifgr but then the woman called so i was with her for most of the night... o well i dont really see a point in drinking... stupidity in a can, bottle barrel whatever you prefer

it's funny most of teh people I know who drink beer(regualrly) are either underage, or a redneck

d*mn...im both, not really a red neck but redneck tendencies

coors beer
copenhagen
and yes folks, owning a camaro is a red neck tendency

some beer's are okay, just not all. Most I cannot stand.

You mean a 3rd gen Camaro. :D

:rolleyes: ur in the club as well mr 4th gen :nana:

A third gen IROC is the true redneck car. Get one with a bad paint job, bad interior, rough idle, add a mullet and you're set.

yep any camaro that's not first gen (now at least) is a redneck car, just like a mustang is a girls car

i donno theres something about the 2nd gens that i think puts em over the 3rd gens