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Pick up lines
lets see wut u guys got !!! Lets get original here and post something that u think is sik and that no one doesnt know about. we all no that all pick up lines are cheese but lets just see were this goes! ill start it off with
say ur at a club or something and u see a decent broad. Go up to the girl and and say how much does a polar bear weigh ? she'll be like i dunno. soon as she sais that u put ur hand out to shake her hand and u say enuough to break the ice ... hi my name is ....... i no its chese but it could work !!! lol lets see wut u guys got |
u stop a broad n tell her. u remind me of a parkin ticket. when she says y is that
u tell her because u got FINE written all over you.. now ive never used that one jus know of it LOL |
heres a next one
hey girl ... how bout u come sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up ! good but would never work :nono: |
lol i like the parkin ticket, maybe i'll try that on the street one day just for kicks lol, hopefully not a kick in the balls :D
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A friend of mine came up with this
"excuse me miss, did you fart, cause u blew me away" lololol |
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? i googled it and found this site :lol_hitti The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines they have all these sections lol :hypnotize one from the "straight to the point" section Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. |
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u go up to a broad nd be like "excuse i forgot my number can i have yours?" or when shes walking away drop your number on the floor nd be like excuse me u droped something...lol...would never work tho
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Excuse me... Would you like a job???
I need someone to plant tulips on my organ. |
"HOW U DOINNNNN...." always a favorite...
Marko |
so u walk up to a chick in a club/bar and say "hey baby are you a vet??? cause these pythons are sick (pointing to arms)"
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True story:
Took my from out of town to a club. He sees a chick and says : "Yo B!tch! Come here!" He got her name, number and chatter her up all night. She wasnt bad looking either. Here is mine: Gotta say it fast enough to confuse her but slick enough for her to fall for it " Yo baby... Gimme your number bfore I dont want it no more" |
Originally Posted by Password:JDM
so u walk up to a chick in a club/bar and say "hey baby are you a vet??? cause these pythons are sick (pointing to arms)"
hey girl is ur dad theif lol |
if you were a door i would knock you all day
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how much does a polar bear weigh? just enough to break the ice!
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pick up line
girl asks u your name say * prince charming/god/man of ur dreams/ hollywood.. cause im famous
or Girl... I love you ohh n this one *whispers* shhhhhh.... just let it happen |
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