Police comedy.
Who says the police don't have a sense of humor? The following 15
Police Comments were taken off actual Dallas Police car videos and distributed by Monica Smith, Director DPD Public Relations Officer: #15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun." #11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" #10. "Yes, sir, by all means you can talk to the shift supervisor if you think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" #9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K. I'm warning you that when you run that stop sign again, I'll give you another ticket." #8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen Pal, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in horsey doo!" #6. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." #5. "No, sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want." #4. "Just how big WERE those two beers?" #3. "In God we trust, all others we run through CPI C/NCIC." #2. "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail." And.................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!! #1 "Excuse me ma'am? Say you thought we didn't give tickets to pretty women? Well, you're right, we don't. Now, sign here." |
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