Prison Vs. Work
 

IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.


IN PRISON you get three meals a day.
AT WORK you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.


IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.


IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all
the
doors yourself.


IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK you get fired for watching TV and playing games.


IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
AT WORK you have to share.


IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK you cannot even speak to your family and friends.


IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.


IN PRISON you spend most of your life looking through bars from the
inside
wanting to get out.
AT WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
bars.


IN PRISON there are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK they are called managers.





Makes you wonder if you picked the right career? ; ) :lolsign:

time to go murder someone

x2 Haha

haha im killin today fo sho

Can it be my boss?



Please?

hah ive see that list before. Scary.

yet another homo response from paar :lolsign:

im going to prison....way better

eat a dick sailor brian.

Grants list is exactly why I didn't want to sit in a cubicle my whole career! at least everyday is different and never the same thing twice..

lol prisoners do have alot of benefits