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Dear Abby...


I've suspected for some time now that my girl is cheating.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My girl has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I always stay awake to look for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car driving off as if she got out around the corner. It makes me wonder why. Maybe she wasn't in a "taxi"...

I once picked up her mobile phone just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and asked why I was checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never breached the subject with her. I think deep down I didn't want to know the truth but last night again she went out and I decided to really check on her.

I decided that I was going to park my Dodge next to the garage and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment late last night, crouching near the right headlight of my car, that I noticed a slow drip of coolant coming out of a small crack in the radiator.

So what do you think, is this something that I can fix myself or should I take it to the dealer?

:lol_hitti

maybe you should stick a tampon in it :retard: :laugh:

I guess it would work...

I dont know about you but I was sittin on the edge of my seat....lol

haha, i dont know if you remember, but that was on teh first ep of bullrun. i thought you'd get it :dunno:

ive hear dthis one before but it was with rust on the fender, lol

Yeah, it's been around, and it's old :(

if i owned a saturn wagon id make a sad face too

LMMFGDAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Why wast your time replying>>>??

:lmao:

Nice ending, there can only be one true love, a Car.

cause rudy is an unhappy old bastard, aint ya rudy, lol