The Saga Of BloodNinja
 

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haha, thats quality... :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup :thumbsup

old but most of them are still gold :appl:

so many to read.. but so funny.. thats awesome.... :thumbsup

Oh my god i read those years ago but i am laughing so hard at work right now...theres a girl on the phone next tome looking at me like a psycho....LOL

you...lol

Zexhuffer

because you prolly broke into her house to use her computer and shes calling TEH authorities. :thumbsup

Haha thats funny as hell, thats awesome :laugh: :laugh:

LOL.this is the best line.

I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....