say something random
 

So heres the deal, pretty simple. Just say something random.
I can see this thread being extremely funny.
I will start it off...





There was a rumbly in my tumbly....


Now its poo.

I tried to poop standing up but ruined my socks

If you Sprinkle when you Tinkle, Be Sweety and Lift the Seaty..

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

I have great taste in women, that's why the ones i didn't keep around where throwbacks...

Married the one who gave me a run for my money, now she just runs off with it.

Fight Proverty.... WORK YOU LAZY BITCH


:smile: Got mine in...

heres some randomness. im mad at some chinese dude cause the hids i bought stopped working tonite. one at a time. how fuken saucy do you think i am right now. thats random.

oh and uh, humpty dumpty sat on a wall, and his ass fell off when we threw rocks at him.

i've seen a mongoose....

i watched a skunk dig up my garden and came close to shooting it, but then remembered when they die, they release the ass gas.

when i was in junior high..i tought the g-spot was a hip night club :)

I laid some sound deadener down in the trunk today...

i drank way too much last nite and might blow over the limit right now if i go out to get my copy of cod5. haha

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If I had a dollar for every time I had a dollar, I'd have a dollar

snakes have no armpits

actually you would have 2 dollers

Thats a lie! Squirrels are blue!

I thought squirrels where red?

I have to clean my building today, damn messy out there...

when u r sad,
go on rock
smell ur socks,
n feel glad

haha lots of rhyming here.

you ever watch the video of th emonkey who picks his ass, sniffs his fingers and then falls over, well thats never happened to me

Midgets are shorter than people who aren't midgets

Dont hassel the hoff

this one time, in band camp....

You stuck a flute up your ass

no but i did manage to loose my entire arm up your gfs ass.

That was my ex wife's mom. Switched at last minute.

lmfao