zelda is geeky (about as bad as it gets)

absolutely not...is that even english?

no, I think its french...

No, but does kiss my *** mean anything to you?

depends on how big it is.

I can assure you that its not nearly as big as you wish your shortest appendage to be lol

whats wrong with my toes?

they are probably longer than something else you have that is short

lol.. well this montana thread is sure getting out of hand

nope im pretty sure my toes are the smallest thing as far as length goes.

Oh wait you were trying to make a joke about how big my ***** is, that was a good one.

i have some pretty small toes too