Things You Should Never Say To A Cop
 

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

i hate cops :smilie_da

yet who would you call when you get robbed? or someone shoots you? or hits you?

I dont like traffic cops and the laws they enforce but for the most part....cops are there for a good reason

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:smilie_au

I don't hate cops because I'm not doing anything wrong. If a cop is hassling you, you're doing something to make them hassle you, it's your own god damn fault so stop bitching.

By that logic, if I was kicking the piss out of you, then you must have done something to make me kick the piss out of you, so really, it is your own fault for me kicking the piss out of you.

Ditto for murder, rape, and any of that other BS.

Cops DO hassle ppl for kicks... sure, maybe a few, but it occurs...

The real problem is with these 'all encompassing' statements. ALL cops are pigs. ALL cops are heroes. ALL cops are ASSHOLES. Etc.

Once ppl MATURE, they'll stop attributing the traits of one or two cops to ALL of cops EVERYWHERE. Good or bad.

Precisely.. :thumbsup

touche

Give it up and keep the post on topic.

Zexhuffer

Hurry Up Officer Your Wife Is Expecting Me!