Two Middle Eastern mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting
 

......over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.

'This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now.'
'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the other mother cheerfully.
'He's a martyr now though' mum confides. 'Oh, so sad dear' says the other.

And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21'
'Oh, I remember him,' says the other happily, 'he had such curly hair when he was born'. 'He's a martyr too' says mum quietly.
'Oh, gracious me ...' Says the other.

'And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed.
He would be 18, she whispers. 'Yes' says the friend enthusiastically, 'I remember when he first started school' 'He's a martyr also,' says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says....
'They blow up so fast, don't they?'

haha nice. i knew it was gonna be something like that. they may blow up fast but think of all the virgins theyre gonna get. hope theyre not virgin men. lol

LMAO!!!!!! jks

Yea, pretty brutal. Got that one in an email the other day from a friend.

Careful buddy, your asking for trouble, remember what happened when the mohammad cartoons were published lol.

lmfaoooooooo

roflmao

:) :thumbsup:

Roflmao!

im a muslim but i aint an extremist or nothin like that. i hate the taliban and the al queda just to make sure i get my point across. so who came up with this idea that if you blow up other ppl you get to go to heaven and you get all the virgins? wtf...that sounds so retarted. u go to hell when u kill innocent ppl. dumba** taliban morons

but funny joke nonetheless lol

i think theyve basically miss interprited the bible and are under the impression that theyre doing gods cleansing and that theyre gonna get rewarded for it. they dont realise that their reward is a pinapple in the ass every day while in hell.