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>Dear Abby, I've never written to you before, but I really need your
>advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time
>now that my wife has been cheating on me.
>
>The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
>wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
>ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
>know them."
>
>I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
>walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
>has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
>taxi?
>I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
>went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
>why was I checking up on her.
>Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
>down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
>again and I decided to really check on her.
>
>I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the
>garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole
>street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my
>Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be
>leaking a little oil.
>
>Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
>dealer?
>
>Thanks, Bob

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