A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

He didn't know I was just trying to pass his toxic smoke from his
exhaust pipe. He ran out of his breath, he can't even catch up
with my 10% power I used. So funny........ The SUV flashed the
light on me, like saying "Hey guys, you're not supposed to
raise" I said "I'm not idiot (by slowing down to let the funky
Civic pass me). Then at the traffic light he did expel his
shitty smoke again. He still couldn't catch up with my E230
going up the hill.

This jerk doesn't know he could be killed if he jumped in front
of me, because my car is 4000-lbs, his is 2600-lbs. Next time if
you want to raise with me, you need to tune up your car first Ok?
Check out "Optimum delivery Systems".

Re: A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

"theloneranger100@aol.com" <theloneranger1O0@aol.com> wrote in
message news:r7KdnRTzIYpEhPvVnZ2dnUVZ_oLinZ2d@posted.toast net...
> He didn't know I was just trying to pass his toxic smoke from
> his
> exhaust pipe. He ran out of his breath, he can't even catch up
> with my 10% power I used. So funny........ The SUV flashed
> the
> light on me, like saying "Hey guys, you're not supposed to
> raise" I said "I'm not idiot (by slowing down to let the funky
> Civic pass me). Then at the traffic light he did expel his
> shitty smoke again. He still couldn't catch up with my E230
> going up the hill.
>
> This jerk doesn't know he could be killed if he jumped in front
> of me, because my car is 4000-lbs, his is 2600-lbs. Next time
> if
> you want to raise with me, you need to tune up your car first
> Ok?
> Check out "Optimum delivery Systems".
>


Typo: It's E320 Benz 2002, with 2X Horse Power, BMW 740L can't
even catch with me......I hope you read my message ok civic
Sonofabitch?

Re: A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

On Jun 28, 6:39 am, "theloneranger...@aol.com"
<theloneranger...@aol.com> wrote:
> He didn't know I was just trying to pass his toxic smoke from his
> exhaust pipe. He ran out of his breath, he can't even catch up
> with my 10% power I used. So funny........ The SUV flashed the
> light on me, like saying "Hey guys, you're not supposed to
> raise" I said "I'm not idiot (by slowing down to let the funky
> Civic pass me). Then at the traffic light he did expel his
> shitty smoke again. He still couldn't catch up with my E230
> going up the hill.
>
> This jerk doesn't know he could be killed if he jumped in front
> of me, because my car is 4000-lbs, his is 2600-lbs. Next time if
> you want to raise with me, you need to tune up your car first Ok?
> Check out "Optimum delivery Systems".

How much did he raise you? $100? Were you playing Texas hold 'em?

Re: A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

In article <r7KdnRTzIYpEhPvVnZ2dnUVZ_oLinZ2d@posted.toastnet> ,
"theloneranger100@aol.com" <theloneranger1O0@aol.com> wrote:

> He didn't know I was just trying to pass his toxic smoke from his
> exhaust pipe. He ran out of his breath, he can't even catch up
> with my 10% power I used. So funny........ The SUV flashed the
> light on me, like saying "Hey guys, you're not supposed to
> raise"

"raise"?

You were "raising"?

What a ing idiot. I suppose you then hit your breaks.

Re: A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

theloneranger100@aol.com wrote:
> He didn't know I was just trying to pass his toxic smoke from his
> exhaust pipe. He ran out of his breath, he can't even catch up
> with my 10% power I used. So funny........ The SUV flashed the
> light on me, like saying "Hey guys, you're not supposed to
> raise" I said "I'm not idiot (by slowing down to let the funky
> Civic pass me). Then at the traffic light he did expel his
> shitty smoke again. He still couldn't catch up with my E230
> going up the hill.
>
> This jerk doesn't know he could be killed if he jumped in front
> of me, because my car is 4000-lbs, his is 2600-lbs. Next time if
> you want to raise with me, you need to tune up your car first Ok?
> Check out "Optimum delivery Systems".
>
>
>
Raise? Playing poker with your cars?, Idiot!

Re: A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

The funny thing is that you actually think the guy will come to this
group to brag about racing you. How sad.

Re: A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

MinnesotaMike wrote:
> The funny thing is that you actually think the guy will come to this
> group to brag about racing you. How sad.

Funny thing is that smoke spewing Civic will definitely outlst that 4000
lbs piece of soon to be scrap metal.

Re: A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

Just a typical Mercedes owner trying to justify their over-engineerd
over-priced car. The worn out old Honda probably has about the same resale
as the Mercedes. Talk about depreciation, Mercedes are really good at
that.
Scott

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Re: A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

Not really smart in car choice and can't even spell "race".
Scott

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Re: A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

"Tony Hwang" <dragon40@shaw.ca> wrote in message
news:%Jv9k.32364$kx.4329@pd7urf3no...
> MinnesotaMike wrote:
>> The funny thing is that you actually think the guy will come
>> to this
>> group to brag about racing you. How sad.
>
> Funny thing is that smoke spewing Civic will definitely outlst
> that 4000
> lbs piece of soon to be scrap metal.

.......Heeehee.........in your dream.......maybe....... If there
is no law to speed limit, my car will be in flying mode.......Do
you realize how many tickets I got so far? That 4000 lbs moves
as light as a 600-lbs vehicle, except when it hits someone it
will be 15,000 lbs impact. You people know little about science!

Re: A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

In article <IvednfpI1d2GDfvVnZ2dnUVZ_srinZ2d@posted.toastnet> ,
"theloneranger100@aol.com" <theloneranger1O0@aol.com> wrote:

> "Tony Hwang" <dragon40@shaw.ca> wrote in message
> news:%Jv9k.32364$kx.4329@pd7urf3no...
> > MinnesotaMike wrote:
> >> The funny thing is that you actually think the guy will come
> >> to this
> >> group to brag about racing you. How sad.
> >
> > Funny thing is that smoke spewing Civic will definitely outlst
> > that 4000
> > lbs piece of soon to be scrap metal.
>
> ......Heeehee.........in your dream.......maybe....... If there
> is no law to speed limit, my car will be in flying mode.......Do
> you realize how many tickets I got so far? That 4000 lbs moves
> as light as a 600-lbs vehicle, except when it hits someone it
> will be 15,000 lbs impact. You people know little about science!

yeah, but is that only when you're raising someone? Right before you
break?

Re: A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

Elmo P. Shagnasty wrote:
> In article <IvednfpI1d2GDfvVnZ2dnUVZ_srinZ2d@posted.toastnet> ,
> "theloneranger100@aol.com" <theloneranger1O0@aol.com> wrote:
>
>> "Tony Hwang" <dragon40@shaw.ca> wrote in message
>> news:%Jv9k.32364$kx.4329@pd7urf3no...
>>> MinnesotaMike wrote:
>>>> The funny thing is that you actually think the guy will come
>>>> to this
>>>> group to brag about racing you. How sad.
>>> Funny thing is that smoke spewing Civic will definitely outlst
>>> that 4000
>>> lbs piece of soon to be scrap metal.
>> ......Heeehee.........in your dream.......maybe....... If there
>> is no law to speed limit, my car will be in flying mode.......Do
>> you realize how many tickets I got so far? That 4000 lbs moves
>> as light as a 600-lbs vehicle, except when it hits someone it
>> will be 15,000 lbs impact. You people know little about science!
>
> yeah, but is that only when you're raising someone? Right before you
> break?
>


"...@aol.com" 'nuff said?

Re: A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

Waiving the right to remain silent, jim beam <spamvortex@bad.example.net>
said:

> Elmo P. Shagnasty wrote:
>> In article <IvednfpI1d2GDfvVnZ2dnUVZ_srinZ2d@posted.toastnet> ,
>> "theloneranger100@aol.com" <theloneranger1O0@aol.com> wrote:
>>
>>> "Tony Hwang" <dragon40@shaw.ca> wrote in message
>>> news:%Jv9k.32364$kx.4329@pd7urf3no...
>>>> MinnesotaMike wrote:
>>>>> The funny thing is that you actually think the guy will come
>>>>> to this
>>>>> group to brag about racing you. How sad.
>>>> Funny thing is that smoke spewing Civic will definitely outlst
>>>> that 4000
>>>> lbs piece of soon to be scrap metal.
>>> ......Heeehee.........in your dream.......maybe....... If there
>>> is no law to speed limit, my car will be in flying mode.......Do
>>> you realize how many tickets I got so far? That 4000 lbs moves
>>> as light as a 600-lbs vehicle, except when it hits someone it will
>>> be 15,000 lbs impact. You people know little about science!
>>
>> yeah, but is that only when you're raising someone? Right before you
>> break?
>>
>
>
> "...@aol.com" 'nuff said?

AssholesOnLine

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Re: A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

Waiving the right to remain silent, "zonie" <sjemoomaw@nospam> said:

> Just a typical Mercedes owner trying to justify their over-engineerd
> over-priced car. The worn out old Honda probably has about the same resale
> as the Mercedes. Talk about depreciation, Mercedes are really good at
> that.

And as being one of "Consumer Reports" lowest rated car lines for
dependability for about six years in a row...

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Re: A beatup Honda Civic Punk tried to raise with me last night,
 

"Siskuwihane" <Siskuwihane1@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:fbe0f251-5301-4f16-994e-27608ac9e2e9@34g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
On Jun 28, 6:39 am, "theloneranger...@aol.com"
<theloneranger...@aol.com> wrote:
> He didn't know I was just trying to pass his toxic smoke from
> his
> exhaust pipe. He ran out of his breath, he can't even catch up
> with my 10% power I used. So funny........ The SUV flashed the
> light on me, like saying "Hey guys, you're not supposed to
> raise" I said "I'm not idiot (by slowing down to let the funky
> Civic pass me). Then at the traffic light he did expel his
> shitty smoke again. He still couldn't catch up with my E230
> going up the hill.
>
> This jerk doesn't know he could be killed if he jumped in front
> of me, because my car is 4000-lbs, his is 2600-lbs. Next time
> if
> you want to raise with me, you need to tune up your car first
> Ok?
> Check out "Optimum delivery Systems".

> How much did he raise you? $100? Were you playing Texas hold
> 'em?

Probably $0.30 worth of gas because I wasn't trying to race.