GTcarz - Automotive forums for cars & trucks. - Danger of death from Toyota!

"Alex" <alex@autotrue.com> wrote in news:dh24ro$2kt8$3@pandora.alkar.net:

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Thanks for the humorous link. I decide to investigate...

1)"Moldings on each side of a car make its outward complete."

Mmm yes, my outward complete most days of the week. But not Sundays. On
Sundays sometimes I forget to shave, so my outward not complete.

2) "Defective clutch. The owner had to replace the disk, the bearing and
the clutch basket."

Goodness. Everybody knows baskets are for bicycles. Shame on Toyota for
allowing an employee to install a bicycle basket on the clutch. No wonder
it didn't work.

Maybe try bushel basket. Might work better. Is rounder than bicycle basket.

3) "There is no defect of this type even among the cheapest and the most
unreliable cars like 'MOSKVICH' AZLK or 'TAVRIA' AVTOZAZ."

Well, when you start hitting random keys on your keyboard, you will get
yourself in trouble. Didn't your mother warn you about that? AWBKGK. See
what I mean?

4) "When freezing the damper bushes stop working and vibration of the
engine conveys to the gear-box and the body of the car."

Damn damper bushes. Are they on welfare or something? It's a Democrat plot,
right? Oh wait, you're Communist over there. Or is that the same thing?

5) "Moldings peel off spontaneously."

But they don't COMBUST spontaneously, do they?! So there...

6) "Don't believe all commercials and articles stated on high-quality and
reliability of Toyota."

Russia has television commercials? Russia has televisions? Russia has
electricity? Shee-it, comrade.

7) "Using of unpaid labor. Assemblage is carried out by prisoners in jail,
by slaves in the dictatorial countries "

No no no. You are confusing Toyota with Lada, Volga, ZIM, ZIL, Zaporozhets.

8) "Availability of tools such as chisel and hammer at the engine assembly
site, which shouldn't be there, shows extremely low manufacture level."

No no no. You are confusing Toyota with Lada, Volga, ZIM, ZIL, Zaporozhets.

9) "Assembly was carried out under affect of alcohol or drugs."

No no no. You are confusing Japanese with Russians.

10) "????????? ???????? ??? ????????? ??? ???????, ??? ???????? ????? ??
?????????? Toyota ?????????? ????? ??????!"

Oh, well, if you put it THAT way...

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