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oil cooler kit for honda cr-v
can anyone recommend a honda approved oil cooler kit for a 2009 honda cr-v ?
if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is easy to install and performs well. thanks |
Re: oil cooler kit for honda cr-v
jack wrote:
> can anyone recommend a honda approved oil cooler kit for a 2009 honda > cr-v ? > > if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is easy to > install and performs well. > > thanks what makes you think honda are incompetent? or to put it another way, why do you think some dude that wants to sell you something knows more than honda engineers who test their stuff full loaded in july in the mojave desert? |
Re: oil cooler kit for honda cr-v
On 8/6/2009 11:20 PM jim beam spake these words of knowledge:
> jack wrote: >> can anyone recommend a honda approved oil cooler kit for a 2009 honda >> cr-v ? >> >> if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is easy to >> install and performs well. >> >> thanks > > what makes you think honda are incompetent? or to put it another way, > why do you think some dude that wants to sell you something knows more > than honda engineers who test their stuff full loaded in july in the > mojave desert? Read what you quoted, Jim. He asked for the Honda-approved version *if it exists*. Jeebus. RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- It takes at least one person cursing the darkness before someone has sense enough to light a candle. |
Re: oil cooler kit for honda cr-v
Dave Kelsen wrote:
> On 8/6/2009 11:20 PM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: > >> jack wrote: >>> can anyone recommend a honda approved oil cooler kit for a 2009 honda >>> cr-v ? >>> >>> if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is easy to >>> install and performs well. >>> >>> thanks >> >> what makes you think honda are incompetent? or to put it another way, >> why do you think some dude that wants to sell you something knows more >> than honda engineers who test their stuff full loaded in july in the >> mojave desert? > > Read what you quoted, Jim. He asked for the Honda-approved version *if > it exists*. Jeebus. > > > RFT!!! > Dave Kelsen ah, the good old "form not content" reaction. well done dave - you qualify for getting sold stuff you don't need because you don't understand high school physics and can't use google... |
Re: oil cooler kit for honda cr-v
Dave Kelsen wrote:
> On 8/6/2009 11:20 PM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: > >> jack wrote: >>> can anyone recommend a honda approved oil cooler kit for a 2009 honda >>> cr-v ? >>> >>> if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is easy to >>> install and performs well. >>> >>> thanks >> >> what makes you think honda are incompetent? or to put it another way, >> why do you think some dude that wants to sell you something knows more >> than honda engineers who test their stuff full loaded in july in the >> mojave desert? > > Read what you quoted, Jim. He asked for the Honda-approved version *if > it exists*. Jeebus. > > > RFT!!! > Dave Kelsen ah, the good old "form not content" reaction. well done dave - you qualify for getting sold stuff you don't need because you don't understand high school physics and can't use google... |
Re: oil cooler kit for honda cr-v
On 8/7/2009 8:21 AM jim beam spake these words of knowledge:
> Dave Kelsen wrote: >> On 8/6/2009 11:20 PM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: >> >>> jack wrote: >>>> can anyone recommend a honda approved oil cooler kit for a 2009 honda >>>> cr-v ? >>>> >>>> if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is easy to >>>> install and performs well. >>>> >>>> thanks >>> >>> what makes you think honda are incompetent? or to put it another way, >>> why do you think some dude that wants to sell you something knows more >>> than honda engineers who test their stuff full loaded in july in the >>> mojave desert? >> >> Read what you quoted, Jim. He asked for the Honda-approved version *if >> it exists*. Jeebus. >> > > ah, the good old "form not content" reaction. well done dave - you > qualify for getting sold stuff you don't need because you don't > understand high school physics and can't use google... A fellow asks if someone can recommend a Honda-approved oil cooler kit. You respond with a lackwit question not related to his question. Your answer would make a modicum of sense IN THE EVENT that the fellow was asking for a non-Honda approved oil cooler kit. (It's all still here in this post, and fairly easy to understand). Having read this forum for years, I know that you are a pedagogical licker unable to learn anything from anyone else, but I also recognize that you have some limited form of intelligence. The response you gave would only make sense if Honda never approved or recommended oil cooler kits - or anything else; if every Honda always had everything anyone would ever need, already built in. Since I know that even a monumental dickwad like you knows that not to be the case, I figured you misread what he wrote. Then you reply with this additional ad hominem non sequitur. The best response (not the only one, limpdick) for your inanity is to simply point out what a waste of skin you are, and say, from the bottom of my heart, you, you syphilitic, dung-infested sack of smegma. Just make the rest of the world a better place and ing kill yourself. Please. Sincerely, Dave Kelsen -- I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works. |
Re: oil cooler kit for honda cr-v
Dave Kelsen wrote:
> On 8/7/2009 8:21 AM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: > >> Dave Kelsen wrote: >>> On 8/6/2009 11:20 PM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: >>> >>>> jack wrote: >>>>> can anyone recommend a honda approved oil cooler kit for a 2009 >>>>> honda cr-v ? >>>>> >>>>> if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is easy >>>>> to install and performs well. >>>>> >>>>> thanks >>>> >>>> what makes you think honda are incompetent? or to put it another >>>> way, why do you think some dude that wants to sell you something >>>> knows more than honda engineers who test their stuff full loaded in >>>> july in the mojave desert? >>> >>> Read what you quoted, Jim. He asked for the Honda-approved version >>> *if it exists*. Jeebus. >>> >> >> ah, the good old "form not content" reaction. well done dave - you >> qualify for getting sold stuff you don't need because you don't >> understand high school physics and can't use google... > > A fellow asks if someone can recommend a Honda-approved oil cooler kit. > > You respond with a lackwit question not related to his question. Your > answer would make a modicum of sense IN THE EVENT that the fellow was > asking for a non-Honda approved oil cooler kit. (It's all still here in > this post, and fairly easy to understand). > > Having read this forum for years, I know that you are a pedagogical > licker unable to learn anything from anyone else, but I also > recognize that you have some limited form of intelligence. > > The response you gave would only make sense if Honda never approved or > recommended oil cooler kits - or anything else; if every Honda always > had everything anyone would ever need, already built in. Since I know > that even a monumental dickwad like you knows that not to be the case, I > figured you misread what he wrote. > > Then you reply with this additional ad hominem non sequitur. The best > response (not the only one, limpdick) for your inanity is to simply > point out what a waste of skin you are, and say, from the bottom of my > heart, you, you syphilitic, dung-infested sack of smegma. Just > make the rest of the world a better place and ing kill yourself. > Please. > > Sincerely, > > Dave Kelsen not getting enough? [rhetorical] |
Re: oil cooler kit for honda cr-v
Dave Kelsen <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in
news:4a7c76c2$0$4975$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshostin g.com: > On 8/7/2009 8:21 AM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: > >> Dave Kelsen wrote: >>> On 8/6/2009 11:20 PM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: >>> >>>> jack wrote: >>>>> can anyone recommend a honda approved oil cooler kit for a 2009 >>>>> honda cr-v ? >>>>> >>>>> if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is easy >>>>> to install and performs well. >>>>> >>>>> thanks >>>> >>>> what makes you think honda are incompetent? or to put it another >>>> way, why do you think some dude that wants to sell you something >>>> knows more than honda engineers who test their stuff full loaded in >>>> july in the mojave desert? >>> >>> Read what you quoted, Jim. He asked for the Honda-approved version >>> *if it exists*. Jeebus. >>> >> >> ah, the good old "form not content" reaction. well done dave - you >> qualify for getting sold stuff you don't need because you don't >> understand high school physics and can't use google... > > A fellow asks if someone can recommend a Honda-approved oil cooler > kit. <snip...> The young fellow "jack", who can be described as the "Original Poster", or the "OP", also posted the very same question independently to rec.autos.tech. My reply, posted only to that group and not this one, pointed out these five things: 1) OP had not specified whether he wished to cool engine or transmission oil. 2) Many US-market Honda engines already come with oil coolers attached to the oil filter mounting point, and that OP should check to see if he already had one of those. 3) Automatic transmissions already come with oil coolers (OP then refuted me by bizarrely claiming that ATF is not a lubricant. I kid you not). 4) OP's local Honda dealer will have any Honda-approved devices he should desire, and OP should telephone them or visit them in person with his query. 5) It is unwise to yourself perform an alteration of the factory configuration of a very much *still-warranteed* 2009 vehicle. Nobody in this Honda group thought of any of those points, did they? -- Tegger The Unofficial Honda/Acura FAQ www.tegger.com/hondafaq/ |
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On 8/7/2009 7:31 PM Tegger spake these words of knowledge:
> Dave Kelsen <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in > news:4a7c76c2$0$4975$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshostin g.com: > >> On 8/7/2009 8:21 AM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: >> >>> Dave Kelsen wrote: >>>> On 8/6/2009 11:20 PM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: >>>> >>>>> jack wrote: >>>>>> can anyone recommend a honda approved oil cooler kit for a 2009 >>>>>> honda cr-v ? >>>>>> >>>>>> if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is easy >>>>>> to install and performs well. >>>>>> >>>>>> thanks >>>>> >>>>> what makes you think honda are incompetent? or to put it another >>>>> way, why do you think some dude that wants to sell you something >>>>> knows more than honda engineers who test their stuff full loaded in >>>>> july in the mojave desert? >>>> >>>> Read what you quoted, Jim. He asked for the Honda-approved version >>>> *if it exists*. Jeebus. >>>> >>> >>> ah, the good old "form not content" reaction. well done dave - you >>> qualify for getting sold stuff you don't need because you don't >>> understand high school physics and can't use google... >> >> A fellow asks if someone can recommend a Honda-approved oil cooler >> kit. > > > > <snip...> > > > The young fellow "jack", who can be described as the "Original Poster", or > the "OP", also posted the very same question independently to > rec.autos.tech. > > My reply, posted only to that group and not this one, pointed out these > five things: > 1) OP had not specified whether he wished to cool engine or transmission > oil. > 2) Many US-market Honda engines already come with oil coolers attached to > the oil filter mounting point, and that OP should check to see if he > already had one of those. > 3) Automatic transmissions already come with oil coolers (OP then refuted > me by bizarrely claiming that ATF is not a lubricant. I kid you not). > 4) OP's local Honda dealer will have any Honda-approved devices he should > desire, and OP should telephone them or visit them in person with his > query. > 5) It is unwise to yourself perform an alteration of the factory > configuration of a very much *still-warranteed* 2009 vehicle. > > Nobody in this Honda group thought of any of those points, did they? Good point, Tegger, and as beam said, I wasn't trying to reply to the OP, because I don't have any answers. I do recall needing an ATF cooler on my Odyssey, and one being recommended by Honda for my '03 Accord IF towing was a regular feature. I don't know that 4) above is correct; I would think that Honda *might* have the/an approved device, and it would certainly be a good place to ask, although we have all seen instances where the dealer didn't have a clue. I believe that 5) above would be irrelevant IF the device was Honda-recommended, as the OP was requesting, although perhaps not, if the shop doesn't do the installation. Hope all is well with you in the great white north; with many ISPs dropping usenet, this place has become kinda dusty! RFT!!! Dave Kelsen -- A diagnostic is someone who doesn't know whether there are two gods. |
Re: oil cooler kit for honda cr-v
"Tegger" <invalid@invalid.inv> wrote in message news:Xns9C60D0D464AA9tegger@208.90.168.18... > Dave Kelsen <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in > news:4a7c76c2$0$4975$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshostin g.com: > >> On 8/7/2009 8:21 AM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: >> >>> Dave Kelsen wrote: >>>> On 8/6/2009 11:20 PM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: >>>> >>>>> jack wrote: >>>>>> can anyone recommend a honda approved oil cooler kit for a 2009 >>>>>> honda cr-v ? >>>>>> >>>>>> if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is >>>>>> easy >>>>>> to install and performs well. >>>>>> >>>>>> thanks >>>>> >>>>> what makes you think honda are incompetent? or to put it >>>>> another >>>>> way, why do you think some dude that wants to sell you something >>>>> knows more than honda engineers who test their stuff full loaded >>>>> in >>>>> july in the mojave desert? >>>> >>>> Read what you quoted, Jim. He asked for the Honda-approved >>>> version >>>> *if it exists*. Jeebus. >>>> >>> >>> ah, the good old "form not content" reaction. well done dave - >>> you >>> qualify for getting sold stuff you don't need because you don't >>> understand high school physics and can't use google... >> >> A fellow asks if someone can recommend a Honda-approved oil cooler >> kit. > > > > <snip...> > > > The young fellow "jack", who can be described as the "Original > Poster", or > the "OP", also posted the very same question independently to > rec.autos.tech. > > My reply, posted only to that group and not this one, pointed out > these > five things: > 1) OP had not specified whether he wished to cool engine or > transmission > oil. > 2) Many US-market Honda engines already come with oil coolers > attached to > the oil filter mounting point, and that OP should check to see if he > already had one of those. > 3) Automatic transmissions already come with oil coolers (OP then > refuted > me by bizarrely claiming that ATF is not a lubricant. I kid you > not). > 4) OP's local Honda dealer will have any Honda-approved devices he > should > desire, and OP should telephone them or visit them in person with > his > query. > 5) It is unwise to yourself perform an alteration of the factory > configuration of a very much *still-warranteed* 2009 vehicle. > > Nobody in this Honda group thought of any of those points, did they? Actually, he did also ask for non OEM options as well.... "if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is easy to install and performs well." Maybe he wants to add his own tow package? > > -- > Tegger > > The Unofficial Honda/Acura FAQ > www.tegger.com/hondafaq/ |
Re: oil cooler kit for honda cr-v
"Dave Kelsen" <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in message news:4a7d7924$0$4950$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshostin g.com... > On 8/7/2009 7:31 PM Tegger spake these words of knowledge: > >> Dave Kelsen <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in >> news:4a7c76c2$0$4975$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshostin g.com: >>> On 8/7/2009 8:21 AM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: >>> >>>> Dave Kelsen wrote: >>>>> On 8/6/2009 11:20 PM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: >>>>> >>>>>> jack wrote: >>>>>>> can anyone recommend a honda approved oil cooler kit for a >>>>>>> 2009 >>>>>>> honda cr-v ? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is >>>>>>> easy >>>>>>> to install and performs well. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> thanks >>>>>> >>>>>> what makes you think honda are incompetent? or to put it >>>>>> another >>>>>> way, why do you think some dude that wants to sell you >>>>>> something >>>>>> knows more than honda engineers who test their stuff full >>>>>> loaded in >>>>>> july in the mojave desert? >>>>> >>>>> Read what you quoted, Jim. He asked for the Honda-approved >>>>> version >>>>> *if it exists*. Jeebus. >>>>> >>>> >>>> ah, the good old "form not content" reaction. well done dave - >>>> you qualify for getting sold stuff you don't need because you >>>> don't understand high school physics and can't use google... >>> >>> A fellow asks if someone can recommend a Honda-approved oil cooler >>> kit. >> >> >> >> <snip...> >> >> >> The young fellow "jack", who can be described as the "Original >> Poster", or the "OP", also posted the very same question >> independently to rec.autos.tech. >> >> My reply, posted only to that group and not this one, pointed out >> these five things: >> 1) OP had not specified whether he wished to cool engine or >> transmission oil. >> 2) Many US-market Honda engines already come with oil coolers >> attached to the oil filter mounting point, and that OP should check >> to see if he already had one of those. >> 3) Automatic transmissions already come with oil coolers (OP then >> refuted me by bizarrely claiming that ATF is not a lubricant. I kid >> you not). >> 4) OP's local Honda dealer will have any Honda-approved devices he >> should desire, and OP should telephone them or visit them in person >> with his query. >> 5) It is unwise to yourself perform an alteration of the factory >> configuration of a very much *still-warranteed* 2009 vehicle. >> >> Nobody in this Honda group thought of any of those points, did >> they? > > Good point, Tegger, and as beam said, I wasn't trying to reply to > the OP, because I don't have any answers. I do recall needing an > ATF cooler on my Odyssey, and one being recommended by Honda for my > '03 Accord IF towing was a regular feature. > > I don't know that 4) above is correct; I would think that Honda > *might* have the/an approved device, and it would certainly be a > good place to ask, although we have all seen instances where the > dealer didn't have a clue. > > I believe that 5) above would be irrelevant IF the device was > Honda-recommended, as the OP was requesting, although perhaps not, > if the shop doesn't do the installation. > > Hope all is well with you in the great white north; with many ISPs > dropping usenet, this place has become kinda dusty! > The provider I am using offers free access. Decent speed, a lot of newsgroups, though it is text only, so binary guys won't be thrilled with it. http://www.eternal-september.org/ > > RFT!!! > Dave Kelsen > -- > A diagnostic is someone who doesn't know whether there are two gods. |
Re: oil cooler kit for honda cr-v
Stewart wrote:
> "Tegger" <invalid@invalid.inv> wrote in message > news:Xns9C60D0D464AA9tegger@208.90.168.18... >> Dave Kelsen <invalid@invalid.invalid> wrote in >> news:4a7c76c2$0$4975$9a6e19ea@unlimited.newshostin g.com: >> >>> On 8/7/2009 8:21 AM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: >>> >>>> Dave Kelsen wrote: >>>>> On 8/6/2009 11:20 PM jim beam spake these words of knowledge: >>>>> >>>>>> jack wrote: >>>>>>> can anyone recommend a honda approved oil cooler kit for a 2009 >>>>>>> honda cr-v ? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is >>>>>>> easy >>>>>>> to install and performs well. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> thanks >>>>>> what makes you think honda are incompetent? or to put it >>>>>> another >>>>>> way, why do you think some dude that wants to sell you something >>>>>> knows more than honda engineers who test their stuff full loaded >>>>>> in >>>>>> july in the mojave desert? >>>>> Read what you quoted, Jim. He asked for the Honda-approved >>>>> version >>>>> *if it exists*. Jeebus. >>>>> >>>> ah, the good old "form not content" reaction. well done dave - >>>> you >>>> qualify for getting sold stuff you don't need because you don't >>>> understand high school physics and can't use google... >>> A fellow asks if someone can recommend a Honda-approved oil cooler >>> kit. >> >> >> <snip...> >> >> >> The young fellow "jack", who can be described as the "Original >> Poster", or >> the "OP", also posted the very same question independently to >> rec.autos.tech. >> >> My reply, posted only to that group and not this one, pointed out >> these >> five things: >> 1) OP had not specified whether he wished to cool engine or >> transmission >> oil. >> 2) Many US-market Honda engines already come with oil coolers >> attached to >> the oil filter mounting point, and that OP should check to see if he >> already had one of those. >> 3) Automatic transmissions already come with oil coolers (OP then >> refuted >> me by bizarrely claiming that ATF is not a lubricant. I kid you >> not). >> 4) OP's local Honda dealer will have any Honda-approved devices he >> should >> desire, and OP should telephone them or visit them in person with >> his >> query. >> 5) It is unwise to yourself perform an alteration of the factory >> configuration of a very much *still-warranteed* 2009 vehicle. >> >> Nobody in this Honda group thought of any of those points, did they? > > Actually, he did also ask for non OEM options as well.... > > "if such a thing does not exist, suggest a brand/type that is easy > to install and performs well." > > Maybe he wants to add his own tow package? > > >> -- >> Tegger >> >> The Unofficial Honda/Acura FAQ >> www.tegger.com/hondafaq/ > > i don't understand this obsession with after-market oil coolers for towing. it makes as much sense as the ridiculous notion we have about using oversized vehicles for towing. if anyone has ever been to europe and seen the honking great trailers being towed by family sedans and hatchbacks, no oil coolers, we all might get a little better perspective than being suckered by people trying to sell stuff we don't need and that introduce a potential failure point into an otherwise tested and reliable system. |
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