Re: money
 

"Nige" <nigel.inceNOINGSPAM@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:2uvidlF2fasiqU1@uni-berlin.de...
> TARD!
>
STANDARD USENET BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (version 9.5) ----
Written by: John Henry
Modified for use on aapls
(check all boxes that apply)

Dear:
[x] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Troller
[ ] "Me too"-er
[x] Inconsiderate poster
[ ] Spammer
[x] Dumbass
[ ] Racist
[ ] Expert on everything (EOE)
[ ] Flamethrower
[ ] News Groupie

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup
[ ] You posted a picture (binary) in an unmoderated TEXT ONLY
news group
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[x] You continued ing a long stupid thread
[ ] You started a thread that has been discussed here continuously
for the last year and a half
[x] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[x] You didn't pay attention to the originating post header and
posted a follow-up to crossposted robot-generated spam
[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than
in alt.test
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[x] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something and added NOTHING to the
discussion
[x] You make no sense
[ ] You posted the same text multiple times
[x] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[x] You posted "upside down" by just adding your comments to the
top of the previous post
[x] You seem to dumb to learn to trim your posts
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme
[ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal
[ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable
[x] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL
CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[x] You posted a 1 line reply with PAGES of unnecessary quoted text
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] You gave bad or dangerous advice

To Repent, You Must:

[x] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing
[x] READ every post in this group for two weeks so you can get an
idea about what is discussed here
[x] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Give up your WebTV account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be
plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Post to alt.test
[ ] Print your home phone number and address in your ads
[x] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[x] Learn to format your posts properly so we can read them
[ ] Nothing, we'll let you go this time

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[x] Get a clue
[x] Get a life
[x] Go away
[x] Grow up
[x] Never post again
[x] You need to seek psychiatric help
[x] Like a neutered dog, you just don't get it
[x] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[x] Go back to school and actually learn something
[x] Learn how to post or get off the Usenet
[x] Don't take offense at this, I just like to use this form
[x] All of the above