Re: Why aren't foreign cars as good as American cars?
 

WHY DO YA THINK THEY CALL IT DOPE!!!!!!!!!


"Blinty Dragon" <blinty@blinty.com> wrote in message
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> My reasons for hating foreign cars:
>
> 1. Although some of them are pretty nice, Most of them are ing
> ugly as hell.
>
> 2. The only reason some of them are expensive is because it costs a
> shitload of money to ship the cars to America. If they were made in
> America, they would cost just as much or even less than the average
> American car.
>
> 3. Not everybody knows this, but Mercedes are (or used to be, I'm not
> sure if they still are) used as taxicabs in Germany.
>
> 4. I know that most foreign cars last longer than American cars, but
> while American cars are built to be strong, foreign cars are ing
> death traps God forbid you are involved in a serious accident. I can't
> even count how many car accidents I've seen in my lifetime where the
> American car only has minimal damage and the foreign car is ing
> smashed to pieces!!!!!!
>
> 5. Most foreign sports cars look like dog crap!!!!! Ever see the
> Toyota Celica, or the Mitsubishi Eclipse? If you think any of those
> foreign sports cars looks better than a Corvette or a Viper or a
> Camaro or a Trans Am, then you really have a ing serious
> problem!!!!!!!
>
> 6. There are so many of them that look generic (especially most
> Toyotas). They obviously put no effort into trying to make these cars
> look nice.
>
> Well, that is my reasoning for hating foreign cars. It is no surprise
> to me that most of the brainwashed teens flock to these ing
> foreign cars like the sheep that they are. If that's not bad enough, a
> lot of them take a lot of time and spend a lot of their drug money to
> "hook them up" with the latest pointless waste-of-money for the
> engine and the body so they can make their cars look like something
> out of The Fast and the Furious. Look, don't get me wrong. Some of my
> friends have done this to their cars and they actually came out pretty
> cool, but most people go overboard. Yes, let's all go and sup up our
> cars so we can all drag race on a ing busy street. Well, I'll say
> this to all these idiots: When your suped up Mitsubishi is wrapped
> around a tree and they need the jaws of life to pry you out of the
> ing car, you're going to wish you hadn't flushed all that money
> down the toilet, cause when you recouperate from the accident, you're
> going to find yourself working three jobs to pay for your hospital
> bills, unless of course your insurance covers stupidity!!!
>
> Anyway, to sum it all up, I would take a strong American car over a
> weak-ass foreign car anyday! That way, I'll feel really safe and
> secure that there's not as much of a chance of me being trapped in a
> smashed up car in the middle of Interstate 95 with 18-wheelers
> whizzing past me every ing second!