What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?

I'm cruising home after a hard day at the office. Some clown in a blue
riceburner with foglights on (despite it being a clear evening) rolls up
behind me. He decides that 75mph isn't fast enough and flashes his
high-beams.

Being a good driver, I signal then change lanes to let him pass.

As he's going by, I see racing stripes on his riceburner and a spoiler
that was four sizes too big. No joke. This spoiler looked like a giant
handle for his riceburner. It had to be two feet high and was actually
wider than his car.

Of course, his seat was way the hell back and he was driving with one
hand on the wheel and one hand holding a cigarette.

*Shakes head*



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> BigNetBuy wrote:
>
> Hey pedo! I saw you testing out some new header tricks. Planning
> another nym hop?

--Onideus Mad Hatter confesses his raging pedophila:

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
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> >
> > Um, you really should watch your mouth, much of the "civilized" world
> > that you speak of has a legal age of 12 to 16...it's only here in the
> > US that 18 is the norm (and not even in all states). Sure the
> > Christian right doesn't much like to deal with reality, but it doesn't
> > make it go away. Most of those that are called pedophiles here in the
> > states are considered normal, everyday citizens in the vast majority
> > of the other civilized countries...something to think about. Perhaps
> > we're the ones who aren't as "civilized" at the rest of the
> > world...

and

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
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> > Wake the up, you retard. The LEGAL AGE in most of the United
> > States isn't even 18.

> > And in many places it's not about the AGE so much as it's about the
> > AGE GAP. For example in Missouri if you're 17 you can rightly go and
> > yerself a consenting 14 year old no problem.

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:28:40 +0000, BigNetBuy wrote:

> As he's going by, I see racing stripes on his riceburner and a spoiler
> that was four sizes too big. No joke. This spoiler looked like a giant
> handle for his riceburner. It had to be two feet high and was actually
> wider than his car.
>
> Of course, his seat was way the hell back and he was driving with one hand
> on the wheel and one hand holding a cigarette.
>
> *Shakes head*


I'd rather put my money into the engine compartment and BLOW HIS DOORS OFF!

Probably had a Fart Horn muffler too, right? ;)

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:28:40 +0000, BigNetBuy wrote:

> As he's going by, I see racing stripes on his riceburner and a spoiler
> that was four sizes too big. No joke. This spoiler looked like a giant
> handle for his riceburner. It had to be two feet high and was actually
> wider than his car.
>
> Of course, his seat was way the hell back and he was driving with one hand
> on the wheel and one hand holding a cigarette.
>
> *Shakes head*


I'd rather put my money into the engine compartment and BLOW HIS DOORS OFF!

Probably had a Fart Horn muffler too, right? ;)

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:28:40 +0000, BigNetBuy wrote:

> As he's going by, I see racing stripes on his riceburner and a spoiler
> that was four sizes too big. No joke. This spoiler looked like a giant
> handle for his riceburner. It had to be two feet high and was actually
> wider than his car.
>
> Of course, his seat was way the hell back and he was driving with one hand
> on the wheel and one hand holding a cigarette.
>
> *Shakes head*


I'd rather put my money into the engine compartment and BLOW HIS DOORS OFF!

Probably had a Fart Horn muffler too, right? ;)

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

I don't understand it either, they look stupid (the car also), and most have
performance that can be shamed by a Hyundai Excel.



"Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
news:X4Lsi.82$jQ3.57@trndny06...
> On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:28:40 +0000, BigNetBuy wrote:
>
>> As he's going by, I see racing stripes on his riceburner and a spoiler
>> that was four sizes too big. No joke. This spoiler looked like a giant
>> handle for his riceburner. It had to be two feet high and was actually
>> wider than his car.
>>
>> Of course, his seat was way the hell back and he was driving with one
>> hand
>> on the wheel and one hand holding a cigarette.
>>
>> *Shakes head*
>

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

I don't understand it either, they look stupid (the car also), and most have
performance that can be shamed by a Hyundai Excel.



"Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
news:X4Lsi.82$jQ3.57@trndny06...
> On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:28:40 +0000, BigNetBuy wrote:
>
>> As he's going by, I see racing stripes on his riceburner and a spoiler
>> that was four sizes too big. No joke. This spoiler looked like a giant
>> handle for his riceburner. It had to be two feet high and was actually
>> wider than his car.
>>
>> Of course, his seat was way the hell back and he was driving with one
>> hand
>> on the wheel and one hand holding a cigarette.
>>
>> *Shakes head*
>

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

I don't understand it either, they look stupid (the car also), and most have
performance that can be shamed by a Hyundai Excel.



"Hachiroku ????" <Trueno@AE86.gts> wrote in message
news:X4Lsi.82$jQ3.57@trndny06...
> On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:28:40 +0000, BigNetBuy wrote:
>
>> As he's going by, I see racing stripes on his riceburner and a spoiler
>> that was four sizes too big. No joke. This spoiler looked like a giant
>> handle for his riceburner. It had to be two feet high and was actually
>> wider than his car.
>>
>> Of course, his seat was way the hell back and he was driving with one
>> hand
>> on the wheel and one hand holding a cigarette.
>>
>> *Shakes head*
>

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Aug 3, 8:28 am, BigNetBuy
<bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:

>
> *Shakes head*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yCQf...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7lL9...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6LZ2...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzc_S...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko3oj...elated&search=

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Aug 3, 8:28 am, BigNetBuy
<bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:

>
> *Shakes head*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yCQf...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7lL9...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6LZ2...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzc_S...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko3oj...elated&search=

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Aug 3, 8:28 am, BigNetBuy
<bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:

>
> *Shakes head*


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yCQf...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7lL9...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6LZ2...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzc_S...elated&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko3oj...elated&search=

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Aug 3, 6:28 am, BigNetBuy
<bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:
> Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
> 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?

to make the car go faster, just like the racing strips do... duh! ;-)

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Aug 3, 6:28 am, BigNetBuy
<bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:
> Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
> 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?

to make the car go faster, just like the racing strips do... duh! ;-)

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Aug 3, 6:28 am, BigNetBuy
<bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:
> Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
> 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?

to make the car go faster, just like the racing strips do... duh! ;-)

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Aug 3, 6:28 am, BigNetBuy
<bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:

> Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
> 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner?


It's a neighborhood thing, mostly--it just depends on what their peers
are doing. The big chrome wheels, 55-series tires, and gigantic
spoilers are a fashion statement/mating display.

It doesn't seem to be working too well though, 'cause I rarely see
these guys accompanied by any femininity in their rides. Or, maybe we
tend to stay out of each other's 'hoods on the weekends.


Jack

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Aug 3, 6:28 am, BigNetBuy
<bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:

> Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
> 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner?


It's a neighborhood thing, mostly--it just depends on what their peers
are doing. The big chrome wheels, 55-series tires, and gigantic
spoilers are a fashion statement/mating display.

It doesn't seem to be working too well though, 'cause I rarely see
these guys accompanied by any femininity in their rides. Or, maybe we
tend to stay out of each other's 'hoods on the weekends.


Jack

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Aug 3, 6:28 am, BigNetBuy
<bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:

> Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
> 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner?


It's a neighborhood thing, mostly--it just depends on what their peers
are doing. The big chrome wheels, 55-series tires, and gigantic
spoilers are a fashion statement/mating display.

It doesn't seem to be working too well though, 'cause I rarely see
these guys accompanied by any femininity in their rides. Or, maybe we
tend to stay out of each other's 'hoods on the weekends.


Jack

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

Bucky wrote:
>
> On Aug 3, 6:28 am, BigNetBuy
> <bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:
> > Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
> > 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?
>
> to make the car go faster, just like the racing strips do... duh! ;-)

my hypothesis is that these people think that gas doesn't cost enough,
therefore they have to add huge spoilers to their car to lower their gas
mileage so they can throw even more money away

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

Bucky wrote:
>
> On Aug 3, 6:28 am, BigNetBuy
> <bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:
> > Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
> > 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?
>
> to make the car go faster, just like the racing strips do... duh! ;-)

my hypothesis is that these people think that gas doesn't cost enough,
therefore they have to add huge spoilers to their car to lower their gas
mileage so they can throw even more money away

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

Bucky wrote:
>
> On Aug 3, 6:28 am, BigNetBuy
> <bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:
> > Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
> > 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?
>
> to make the car go faster, just like the racing strips do... duh! ;-)

my hypothesis is that these people think that gas doesn't cost enough,
therefore they have to add huge spoilers to their car to lower their gas
mileage so they can throw even more money away

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

Maybe a "turbo decal" or a "Type R" on a base civic makes it go faster, I
don't know! :)

On a car like a Lamborghini Countach LP 5000S you can see why a spoiler
would be nessesary to keep the back of the car down if your doing 185 mph,
but on a car that can barely go 125, its just plain dumb.

Your right about the fact that they don't seem to have any women with them,
thats an understatement.

>
> my hypothesis is that these people think that gas doesn't cost enough,
> therefore they have to add huge spoilers to their car to lower their gas
> mileage so they can throw even more money away

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

Maybe a "turbo decal" or a "Type R" on a base civic makes it go faster, I
don't know! :)

On a car like a Lamborghini Countach LP 5000S you can see why a spoiler
would be nessesary to keep the back of the car down if your doing 185 mph,
but on a car that can barely go 125, its just plain dumb.

Your right about the fact that they don't seem to have any women with them,
thats an understatement.

>
> my hypothesis is that these people think that gas doesn't cost enough,
> therefore they have to add huge spoilers to their car to lower their gas
> mileage so they can throw even more money away

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

Maybe a "turbo decal" or a "Type R" on a base civic makes it go faster, I
don't know! :)

On a car like a Lamborghini Countach LP 5000S you can see why a spoiler
would be nessesary to keep the back of the car down if your doing 185 mph,
but on a car that can barely go 125, its just plain dumb.

Your right about the fact that they don't seem to have any women with them,
thats an understatement.

>
> my hypothesis is that these people think that gas doesn't cost enough,
> therefore they have to add huge spoilers to their car to lower their gas
> mileage so they can throw even more money away

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

they go way faster than 125 and it is to hold the rear end down which can be
lightweight if the backseat has been removed. he probably had tubo on his.
sometimes it is there for a reason sometimes its not necessary and i hardly
think a hyundai excel can deal with a fast civic.

-jeff
"alfred" <tomboy83@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:0Tkti.21045$lZ7.20476@newsfe20.lga...
> Maybe a "turbo decal" or a "Type R" on a base civic makes it go faster, I
> don't know! :)
>
> On a car like a Lamborghini Countach LP 5000S you can see why a spoiler
> would be nessesary to keep the back of the car down if your doing 185 mph,
> but on a car that can barely go 125, its just plain dumb.
>
> Your right about the fact that they don't seem to have any women with
> them, thats an understatement.
>
>>
>> my hypothesis is that these people think that gas doesn't cost enough,
>> therefore they have to add huge spoilers to their car to lower their gas
>> mileage so they can throw even more money away
>
>

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

they go way faster than 125 and it is to hold the rear end down which can be
lightweight if the backseat has been removed. he probably had tubo on his.
sometimes it is there for a reason sometimes its not necessary and i hardly
think a hyundai excel can deal with a fast civic.

-jeff
"alfred" <tomboy83@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:0Tkti.21045$lZ7.20476@newsfe20.lga...
> Maybe a "turbo decal" or a "Type R" on a base civic makes it go faster, I
> don't know! :)
>
> On a car like a Lamborghini Countach LP 5000S you can see why a spoiler
> would be nessesary to keep the back of the car down if your doing 185 mph,
> but on a car that can barely go 125, its just plain dumb.
>
> Your right about the fact that they don't seem to have any women with
> them, thats an understatement.
>
>>
>> my hypothesis is that these people think that gas doesn't cost enough,
>> therefore they have to add huge spoilers to their car to lower their gas
>> mileage so they can throw even more money away
>
>

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

they go way faster than 125 and it is to hold the rear end down which can be
lightweight if the backseat has been removed. he probably had tubo on his.
sometimes it is there for a reason sometimes its not necessary and i hardly
think a hyundai excel can deal with a fast civic.

-jeff
"alfred" <tomboy83@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:0Tkti.21045$lZ7.20476@newsfe20.lga...
> Maybe a "turbo decal" or a "Type R" on a base civic makes it go faster, I
> don't know! :)
>
> On a car like a Lamborghini Countach LP 5000S you can see why a spoiler
> would be nessesary to keep the back of the car down if your doing 185 mph,
> but on a car that can barely go 125, its just plain dumb.
>
> Your right about the fact that they don't seem to have any women with
> them, thats an understatement.
>
>>
>> my hypothesis is that these people think that gas doesn't cost enough,
>> therefore they have to add huge spoilers to their car to lower their gas
>> mileage so they can throw even more money away
>
>

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

Jeff wrote:
> they go way faster than 125 and it is to hold the rear end down which
> can be lightweight if the backseat has been removed. he probably had
> tubo on his. sometimes it is there for a reason sometimes its not
> necessary and i hardly think a hyundai excel can deal with a fast civic.

Yes, because the back seat adds SO much weight to the ass-end of the car!

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

Jeff wrote:
> they go way faster than 125 and it is to hold the rear end down which
> can be lightweight if the backseat has been removed. he probably had
> tubo on his. sometimes it is there for a reason sometimes its not
> necessary and i hardly think a hyundai excel can deal with a fast civic.

Yes, because the back seat adds SO much weight to the ass-end of the car!

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

Jeff wrote:
> they go way faster than 125 and it is to hold the rear end down which
> can be lightweight if the backseat has been removed. he probably had
> tubo on his. sometimes it is there for a reason sometimes its not
> necessary and i hardly think a hyundai excel can deal with a fast civic.

Yes, because the back seat adds SO much weight to the ass-end of the car!

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:28:40 GMT, BigNetBuy <bignetbuy@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:



>Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
>1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?

It's dorkage and it isn't just on japanese cars. Black headlight and tailight
covers, SUVs raised twenty feet in the air but with no extra ground clearence or
dragging on the ground, cars with 10% profile tires that swerve out of control
stopping from 25 mph also qualify. Pretty much any modification that
seriously reduces performance all to "look cool" in the mind of morons is
dorkage.

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:28:40 GMT, BigNetBuy <bignetbuy@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:



>Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
>1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?

It's dorkage and it isn't just on japanese cars. Black headlight and tailight
covers, SUVs raised twenty feet in the air but with no extra ground clearence or
dragging on the ground, cars with 10% profile tires that swerve out of control
stopping from 25 mph also qualify. Pretty much any modification that
seriously reduces performance all to "look cool" in the mind of morons is
dorkage.

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 13:28:40 GMT, BigNetBuy <bignetbuy@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote:



>Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
>1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?

It's dorkage and it isn't just on japanese cars. Black headlight and tailight
covers, SUVs raised twenty feet in the air but with no extra ground clearence or
dragging on the ground, cars with 10% profile tires that swerve out of control
stopping from 25 mph also qualify. Pretty much any modification that
seriously reduces performance all to "look cool" in the mind of morons is
dorkage.

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On 2007-08-03 09:28:40 -0400, BigNetBuy
<bignetbuy@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> said:

>
> Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
> 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?

Why do jackasses buy American cars?

BTW...do you still beat your wife?

--
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and
carrying the cross." - Sinclair Lewis

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On 2007-08-03 09:28:40 -0400, BigNetBuy
<bignetbuy@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> said:

>
> Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
> 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?

Why do jackasses buy American cars?

BTW...do you still beat your wife?

--
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and
carrying the cross." - Sinclair Lewis

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On 13 Sep 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard Slim cry out in news:46ea2969$0$19588$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...

> On 2007-08-03 09:28:40 -0400, BigNetBuy
> <bignetbuy@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> said:
>
>>
>> Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
>> 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?
>
> Why do jackasses buy American cars?
>
> BTW...do you still beat your wife?
>

BTW...do you still respond to trolls that were outted a month ago?

OF COURSE YOU DO!!

--
ThePsyko
Just another Jackass

**Pissing off the planet, one person at a time**

Re: What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

On 13 Sep 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and
heard Slim cry out in news:46ea2969$0$19588$4c368faf@roadrunner.com...

> On 2007-08-03 09:28:40 -0400, BigNetBuy
> <bignetbuy@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> said:
>
>>
>> Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
>> 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?
>
> Why do jackasses buy American cars?
>
> BTW...do you still beat your wife?
>

BTW...do you still respond to trolls that were outted a month ago?

OF COURSE YOU DO!!

--
ThePsyko
Just another Jackass

**Pissing off the planet, one person at a time**