What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
 

Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally
1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ?

I'm cruising home after a hard day at the office. Some clown in a blue
riceburner with foglights on (despite it being a clear evening) rolls up
behind me. He decides that 75mph isn't fast enough and flashes his
high-beams.

Being a good driver, I signal then change lanes to let him pass.

As he's going by, I see racing stripes on his riceburner and a spoiler
that was four sizes too big. No joke. This spoiler looked like a giant
handle for his riceburner. It had to be two feet high and was actually
wider than his car.

Of course, his seat was way the hell back and he was driving with one
hand on the wheel and one hand holding a cigarette.

*Shakes head*



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--Asshat Orwell accuses me of socking up -- AS MYSELF:

> BigNetBuy wrote:
>
> Hey pedo! I saw you testing out some new header tricks. Planning
> another nym hop?

--Onideus Mad Hatter confesses his raging pedophila:

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:uiq363ph7fjl1cg76b0m3e4sisf4kuc5n0@4ax.com:
> >
> > Um, you really should watch your mouth, much of the "civilized" world
> > that you speak of has a legal age of 12 to 16...it's only here in the
> > US that 18 is the norm (and not even in all states). Sure the
> > Christian right doesn't much like to deal with reality, but it doesn't
> > make it go away. Most of those that are called pedophiles here in the
> > states are considered normal, everyday citizens in the vast majority
> > of the other civilized countries...something to think about. Perhaps
> > we're the ones who aren't as "civilized" at the rest of the
> > world...

and

Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in
news:jiu363hkui7ej6sr1j855qh5j5o1aj081b@4ax.com:

> > Wake the up, you retard. The LEGAL AGE in most of the United
> > States isn't even 18.

> > And in many places it's not about the AGE so much as it's about the
> > AGE GAP. For example in Missouri if you're 17 you can rightly go and
> > yerself a consenting 14 year old no problem.