Manufacturers Recall (affecting all of us)
 

*RECALL NOTICE:*
The Maker of all human beings *(GOD)* is recalling
all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious
defect
in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code
named
Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed
'Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,' or more commonly known as
S..I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to
correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, *Jesus,* has most generously offered to bear
the
entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: *P-R-A-Y-E-R.* Once
connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
*Jesus,*
into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, *Jesus* will replace it
with:
*1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control*

*Please:*_
see the operating manual, the *B.I.B.L.E*. (Believers'
Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of
these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
correction
voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
will
have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
permitted
to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

*GOD*

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
important
recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by *'Knee-
mail'.*








--
F.R.O.G. fully rely on GOD!

Re: Manufacturers Recall (affecting all of us)
 

Amen!!!!

Steve in AZ



On Mar 5, 7:06 am, "IlBeBa...@gmail.com" <IlBeBa...@gmail.com> wrote:
> *RECALL NOTICE:*
> The Maker of all human beings *(GOD)* is recalling
> all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious
> defect
> in the primary and central component of the heart.
>
> This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code
> named
> Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
> subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed
> 'Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,' or more commonly known as
> S..I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
>
> Some of the symptoms include:
> 1. Loss of direction
> 2. Foul vocal emissions
> 3. Amnesia of origin
> 4. Lack of peace and joy
> 5. Selfish or violent behavior
> 6. Confusion in the mental component
> 7. Fearfulness
> 8. Idolatry
> 9. Rebellion
>
> The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
> is
> providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to
> correct this defect.
>
> The Repair Technician, *Jesus,* has most generously offered to bear
> the
> entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
> additional fee required.
>
> The number to call for repair in all areas is: *P-R-A-Y-E-R.* Once
> connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
> procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
> *Jesus,*
> into the heart component.
>
> No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, *Jesus* will replace it
> with:
> *1. Love
> 2. Joy
> 3. Peace
> 4. Patience
> 5. Kindness
> 6. Goodness
> 7. Faithfulness
> 8. Gentleness
> 9. Self control*
>
> *Please:*_
> see the operating manual, the *B.I.B.L.E*. (Believers'
> Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of
> these fixes.
>
> WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
> correction
> voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
> problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
> permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
>
> DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
> will
> have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
> permitted
> to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
>
> Thank you for your attention!
>
> *GOD*
>
> P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
> important
> recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by *'Knee-
> mail'.*
>
> --
> F.R.O.G. fully rely on GOD!

Re: Manufacturers Recall (affecting all of us)
 

On Mar 6, 1:20 am, Juts Me <fixmyp...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Amen!!!!
>
> Steve in AZ
>
> On Mar 5, 7:06 am, "IlBeBa...@gmail.com" <IlBeBa...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > *RECALL NOTICE:*
> > The Maker of all human beings *(GOD)* is recalling
> > all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious
> > defect
> > in the primary and central component of the heart.
>
> > This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code
> > named
> > Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
> > subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed
> > 'Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,' or more commonly known as
> > S..I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
>
> > Some of the symptoms include:
> > 1. Loss of direction
> > 2. Foul vocal emissions
> > 3. Amnesia of origin
> > 4. Lack of peace and joy
> > 5. Selfish or violent behavior
> > 6. Confusion in the mental component
> > 7. Fearfulness
> > 8. Idolatry
> > 9. Rebellion
>
> > The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
> > is
> > providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to
> > correct this defect.
>
> > The Repair Technician, *Jesus,* has most generously offered to bear
> > the
> > entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
> > additional fee required.
>
> > The number to call for repair in all areas is: *P-R-A-Y-E-R.* Once
> > connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
> > procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
> > *Jesus,*
> > into the heart component.
>
> > No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, *Jesus* will replace it
> > with:
> > *1. Love
> > 2. Joy
> > 3. Peace
> > 4. Patience
> > 5. Kindness
> > 6. Goodness
> > 7. Faithfulness
> > 8. Gentleness
> > 9. Self control*
>
> > *Please:*_
> > see the operating manual, the *B.I.B.L.E*. (Believers'
> > Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of
> > these fixes.
>
> > WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
> > correction
> > voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
> > problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
> > permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
>
> > DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
> > will
> > have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
> > permitted
> > to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
>
> > Thank you for your attention!
>
> > *GOD*
>
> > P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
> > important
> > recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by *'Knee-
> > mail'.*
>
> > --
> > F.R.O.G. fully rely on GOD!- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Thank you for that one amen !!!

Re: Manufacturers Recall--FOAD FOOL
 

Prosetyltizing

Re: Manufacturers Recall--(for all of us)
 

On Mar 8, 6:54 pm, Ken <flakey...@aol.com> wrote:
> Prosetyltizing

If you want to avoid weeping and nashing of teeth right after this
short earthly life because you were hoping there was no such thing as
a Creator for the Cosmos...then please accept my prosetyltizing
attempts so God can save your Soul.

Also, the use of foul language is completely unnecessary ... both in
this NG and in life in general. Regards.

Re: Manufacturers Recall--(for all of us)
 

On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:36:16 -0700 (PDT), "IlBeBauck@gmail.com"
<IlBeBauck@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Mar 8, 6:54 pm, Ken <flakey...@aol.com> wrote:
>> Prosetyltizing
>
>If you want to avoid weeping and nashing of teeth right after this
>short earthly life because you were hoping there was no such thing as
>a Creator for the Cosmos...then please accept my prosetyltizing
>attempts so God can save your Soul.
>
>Also, the use of foul language is completely unnecessary ... both in
>this NG and in life in general. Regards.


Foul langauge is just letters and words. It's your interpretation that
makes it unacceptable to you. And if causes you problems, try
stuffing it.

Re: Manufacturers Recall--(for all of us)
 

dgk wrote:
> On Tue, 10 Mar 2009 16:36:16 -0700 (PDT), "IlBeBauck@gmail.com"
> <IlBeBauck@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Mar 8, 6:54 pm, Ken <flakey...@aol.com> wrote:
>>> Prosetyltizing
>> If you want to avoid weeping and nashing of teeth right after this
>> short earthly life because you were hoping there was no such thing as
>> a Creator for the Cosmos...then please accept my prosetyltizing
>> attempts so God can save your Soul.
>>
>> Also, the use of foul language is completely unnecessary ... both in
>> this NG and in life in general. Regards.
>
>
> Foul langauge is just letters and words. It's your interpretation that
> makes it unacceptable to you. And if causes you problems, try
> stuffing it.

Nothing like watching two juveniles wrestle in the mud...

Re: Manufacturers Recall--(for all of us)
 

Voyager wrote:

>
> Nothing like watching two juveniles wrestle in the mud...

perhaps, if you're a . personally i prefer full grown and well
built woman for my mud wrestling viewing pleasure.

Re: Manufacturers Recall--(for all of us)
 

CBX2@webtv.net wrote:
> Voyager wrote:
>
>>
>> Nothing like watching two juveniles wrestle in the mud...
>
> perhaps, if you're a . personally i prefer full grown and well
> built woman for my mud wrestling viewing pleasure.

Full grown as your age is what, 8, maybe 10?

Re: Manufacturers Recall (affecting all of us)
 

Some Of the good representatives Of the manufacturer that have by their own
admission went right square to be with Jesus have already polluted the
golden boulevards of heaven and left a brown stain of stupidity, hypocrisy
, and politicized religionist nonsense on the pearly gates as their fat
bodies grazed the sides when entering.

Re: Manufacturers Recall (affecting all of us)
 

On Mar 5, 10:06 am, "IlBeBa...@gmail.com" <IlBeBa...@gmail.com> wrote:
> *RECALL NOTICE:*
> The Maker of all human beings *(GOD)* is recalling
> all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious
> defect
> in the primary and central component of the heart.
>
> This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code
> named
> Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
> subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed
> 'Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,' or more commonly known as
> S..I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
>
> Some of the symptoms include:
> 1. Loss of direction
> 2. Foul vocal emissions
> 3. Amnesia of origin
> 4. Lack of peace and joy
> 5. Selfish or violent behavior
> 6. Confusion in the mental component
> 7. Fearfulness
> 8. Idolatry
> 9. Rebellion
>
> The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect,
> is
> providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to
> correct this defect.
>
> The Repair Technician, *Jesus,* has most generously offered to bear
> the
> entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
> additional fee required.
>
> The number to call for repair in all areas is: *P-R-A-Y-E-R.* Once
> connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
> procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
> *Jesus,*
> into the heart component.
>
> No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, *Jesus* will replace it
> with:
> *1. Love
> 2. Joy
> 3. Peace
> 4. Patience
> 5. Kindness
> 6. Goodness
> 7. Faithfulness
> 8. Gentleness
> 9. Self control*
>
> *Please:*_
> see the operating manual, the *B.I.B.L.E*. (Believers'
> Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of
> these fixes.
>
> WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without
> correction
> voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
> problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being
> permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
>
> DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
> will
> have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
> permitted
> to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
>
> Thank you for your attention!
>
> *GOD*
>
> P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
> important
> recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by *'Knee-
> mail'.*
>
> --
> F.R.O.G. fully rely on GOD!

that was great. AMEN!

JC!