OT - Joke
 

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided
to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:
Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
assholes took $95.00 in taxes.

--

-Mike-
mmarlowREMOVE@alltel.net

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On Mar 17, 11:18 am, Mike Marlow <mmarlowREM...@alltel.net> wrote:

SNIP

> Dear God:
> Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
> that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
> assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
>
> --
>
> -Mike-
> mmarlowREM...@alltel.net

OK... now that's funny!

I am forwarding it to my accountant, as we just had our "phone" talk
about the company numbers, and face to face next week for a planning
session.

She will get a kick out of that one.

Robert

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On Mar 17, 1:56 pm, "nailshoote...@aol.com" <nailshoote...@aol.com>
wrote:
> On Mar 17, 11:18 am, Mike Marlow <mmarlowREM...@alltel.net> wrote:
>
> SNIP
>
> > Dear God:
> > Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
> > that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
> > assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
>
> > --
>
> > -Mike-
> > mmarlowREM...@alltel.net
>
> OK... now that's funny!
>
> I am forwarding it to my accountant, as we just had our "phone" talk
> about the company numbers, and face to face next week for a planning
> session.
>
> She will get a kick out of that one.
>
> Robert

My accountant is a 'she' as well. SHE is farking brilliant. Saved me
$47K in taxes last year. Got to love that. I bought her a car....LOL
So, who wins?

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On Mar 17, 2:21 pm, Robatoy <Counterfit...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> My accountant is a 'she' as well. SHE is farking brilliant. Saved me
> $47K in taxes last year. Got to love that. I bought her a car....LOL
> So, who wins?

That depends on what the car cost and whether your wife finds out. ;)

R

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A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This
happened to me....I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
Here's how the scam works:

Two extremely good-looking twenty-something year old girls come over to
your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start
wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
falling out of their skimpy tee shirts.It is impossible not to look. When
you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for
a ride to somewhere relatively close by. You agree and they get in the
backseat. On the way, they start UNDRESSING! Then one of them climbs over
to the front seat and starts CRAWLING ALL OVER YOU, while the other one
steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen February 21st, 24, 28th, March 4th, 7th, 12th, and
again this weekend. So tell your friends to be careful! P.S. Wal-Mart has
wallets on sale for $2.99 each.

Re: OT - Joke
 

"Mike Marlow" <mmarlowREMOVE@alltel.net> wrote in message
news:z8mtzhond4yn.1r6mwllqarm3w.dlg@40tude.net...
>A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
> happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
>
> When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they
> decided
> to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
> instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
> president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
>
> The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
> thank-you note to God, which read:
>
> Dear God:
> Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
> that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
> assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
>
> --
>
> -Mike-
> mmarlowREMOVE@alltel.net
Loved it Mike. Let's hope those a**holes aren't identified--they might
qualify for 1 million $ bonuses? s

Re: OT - Joke
 

On 17 Mar 2009 23:19:59 GMT, Eric G. cast forth these pearls of wisdom...:

> A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This
> happened to me....I became the victim of a clever scam while out shopping.
> Here's how the scam works:
>
> Two extremely good-looking twenty-something year old girls come over to
> your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start
> wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
> falling out of their skimpy tee shirts.It is impossible not to look. When
> you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for
> a ride to somewhere relatively close by. You agree and they get in the
> backseat. On the way, they start UNDRESSING! Then one of them climbs over
> to the front seat and starts CRAWLING ALL OVER YOU, while the other one
> steals your wallet.
>
> I had my wallet stolen February 21st, 24, 28th, March 4th, 7th, 12th, and
> again this weekend. So tell your friends to be careful! P.S. Wal-Mart has
> wallets on sale for $2.99 each.

Well - only a damned fool would buy a wallet at Wal-Mart for $2.99...

--

-Mike-
mmarlowREMOVE@alltel.net

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"sdlomi2" <sdlSPAMomi2@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:i3Zvl.17118$v8.9162@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
>
> "Mike Marlow" <mmarlowREMOVE@alltel.net> wrote in message
> news:z8mtzhond4yn.1r6mwllqarm3w.dlg@40tude.net...
> >A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
> > happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
> >
> > When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they
> > decided
> > to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
> > instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
> > president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little
boy.
> >
> > The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
> > thank-you note to God, which read:
> >
> > Dear God:
> > Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
> > that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
> > assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
> >
> > --
> >
> > -Mike-
> > mmarlowREMOVE@alltel.net
> Loved it Mike. Let's hope those a**holes aren't identified--they
might
> qualify for 1 million $ bonuses? s
>
>
As long as Chris Dodd is involved, that's a damn good possibility.
http://www.foxbusiness.com/story/mar...ks-aig---time/

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"Mike Marlow" <mmarlowREMOVE@alltel.net> wrote in message
news:z8mtzhond4yn.1r6mwllqarm3w.dlg@40tude.net...
>A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
> happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
>
> When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they
> decided
> to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
> instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
> president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
>
> The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
> thank-you note to God, which read:
>
> Dear God:
> Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
> that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
> assholes took $95.00 in taxes.

I just had this joke pop up on my newsreader today. Thanks Mike, I'll have
to e-mail it to some friends.

Re: OT - Joke
 

Mike Marlow wrote:
> A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing
> happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.
>
> When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided
> to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he
> instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. The
> president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
>
> The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a
> thank-you note to God, which read:
>
> Dear God:
> Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed
> that for some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those
> assholes took $95.00 in taxes.
>

Obama finds a new rich taxpayer.