Re: It's simple... [OT]
"Lariean Poringa" <Abyss@Dev.Null> wrote in message news:pvjBb.11238$LI6.10011@news-binary.blueyonder.co.uk... abuse@blueyonder.co.uk > 6) A. L. Alexander > 12 Briggate > Elland Bridge Hi. I used to be short, fat and ugly. Yet here I am on this big rented boat with lots of beautiful rented women. How did I do it? I met a genie who told me he'd give me a nickel for every person who wanted to kill me. I must have thought for hours until I came up with my masterful plan. I'd start a chain letter on the Internet and watch those nickels come rolling in. Unfortunately, the genie didn't tell me they'd come out of my butt. I've been shitting nickels for weeks. At least when I have a load in my pants now, it jingles. Now the genie has decided to expand his AMAZING OFFER. If you copy this letter into a file (I suggest naming it .NICKELS) and propagate it around the net, you can get rich too. And as an added benefit, whenever anyone copies it from you and propagates it, you'll sneeze a penny for every person who wants to kill them. Have you ever heard of a better and more profitable multi-level-marketing plan? You'll be rich in a matter of weeks if you get in on this RIGHT NOW! So, remember if you want to make people hate you and get rich at the same time, just post a copy of this on every newsgroup. When you're not too busy dropping your pants to count your earnings or wiping snot off of those pennies, you'll be able to rent boats and women too. America IS the land of opportunity. Thanks. ***Letters*** Hi, I started posting your letter around and damn if I wasn't shitting nickels almost immediately. My ass is extremely sore and I've gotten a few bloody noses from the pennies I recently started sneezing. But, HOT DAMN, I'm richer than Croesus and it just keeps coming. -Joe Shmoe Eskimoe -North Pole Greg-man, Thanks for your return letter with the recommendation to lube my sphincter every morning with KY Jelly. Now the nickels just shoot out as easy as can be and I'm no longer sore. In fact I'm having fun with it. When I feel a nickel barrage coming on, I drop my pants, bend over, and any nickel that shoots out my ass into my nickel basket is worth two points. I've become the Michael Jordan of nickel shitters and I owe it all to you. -John Doe -Anytown, USA Yes, you too can make Quick Cash from shitting nickels. Just propagate this post around, either by itself or as a follow up to any of those annoying chainletter posts. And if someone copies it from your post, you'll be sneezing pennies too. And people wonder why I love America. |
Re: It's simple... [OT]
On Tue, 09 Dec 2003 14:12:01 GMT, "screwtape iii"
<gfy@spamblocked.com> wrote: > > <snip> >Hi. > >I used to be short, fat and ugly. Yet here I am on this big rented boat >with lots of beautiful rented women. How did I do it? I met a genie who >told me he'd give me a nickel for every person who wanted to kill me. I >must have thought for hours until I came up with my masterful plan. I'd >start a chain letter on the Internet and watch those nickels come rolling >in. > >Unfortunately, the genie didn't tell me they'd come out of my butt. I've >been shitting nickels for weeks. At least when I have a load in my >pants now, it jingles. > <snip> >Yes, you too can make Quick Cash from shitting nickels. Just propagate >this post around, either by itself or as a follow up to any of those >annoying chainletter posts. And if someone copies it from your post, >you'll be sneezing pennies too. And people wonder why I love America. >================================ LOL. Some people have too much time on their hands but it was entertaining! S25 |
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