Crazy Pull-Over Stories
 

Thanks to a post in the have you ever outrun a cop thread I thought we should post crazy pull-over stories.

Well my friend and I were on our way to meet some girls in a part of Missisauga we had never been to, we were going across the 401, missed the exit, kept going and about 3 exit signs were covered so we were not sur where the one we needed was. We exit, go north, try to go east to catch a familiar road, end of going through some windy roads, get lost in hickville about 1hr from where we were... (now it gets good)

Well we came to this area with alot of hills... I stopped and looked out upon this cast land... as the driftign nut I am... I pulled a Japanese old school down hill drift for about 20minutes, saw a car come. Once I saw that car I decided to get going, I sped up a little and noticed the guy was following me, I told my friend as a joke, if that is a cop we can at least get directions... (not it is at the good part, lol)

All of a sudden we hear the sirens and see the light, as the cop comes out we just start yelling "thank god you're here, we are lost and are trying to make up for some time", well he says just head towards the lake if you are ever lost, we laugh like mad and point around "where is the lake, we are in the mountains, lmao". The cop begins to laugh his ass off and asks to see some papers, I hand them over and the guy asks if we are portuguese, lmao, we say yes and he asks from where... I tell him and guess what... no ticket (didnt see the rest) (thank god, allah, buddha, Khali, etc... lol). The guy warns us about the dear "mating season" in the area and how he had to pull 3 dear off the hoods of speeding cars that nigh, no bs he had blood on part of his car, lol. For once being portuguese saved my sorry ass, lol the best part was this "Your perants have a nice car" "Thanks, but I prefer the one im driving to their CRV, lol" (lol, that was one of the funniest cops I had ever met, and I know plenty).


:p :p :la:

So being Portuguese saved u eh? LoL

-Jay

I was pulled over in algonquin park once at gun point..

we didnt check the mirror for a while.. a woman was driving and when we see it we stop.. cops come up to us, guin point.. they asked us to throw out the keys, and to put our hands out the window. Then we had to get out.. while this was happing like 3 crusiors show up as back up... we didnt get a ticket.. they just wanted to see out permit ;)

i take it it was mine. so i'll move it to here..

i've been pulled over at gun point cause the poeple who called the police said we had a gun.. We didn't, it was the buddy who drove with us who had the gun.. May i say although it looked real, it was only a little pellet bb gun thing.. My buddy flashed it after the people we pissed off after they pissed us off threw a beer bottle at my car.. It was my beater, i didn't care.
SO they pull me over, with guns out, we have to get out with our hands in the air... we did the bullshit thing, then after they found out the truth and that i was clean with a clean record, they let me drive away.

I was shitting myself!

Hmmmmm. I will have to start taking my portuguese girlfriend out more.... :la:

3am while i was driving my girlfriend home a couple months ago, i was maybe going 20 over down some street in stoney creek. anyways as i was driving i see a cop sitting in a gas station, so i stepped on the brakes and went by him. at first i didn't think he was going to follow, but at the last minute he pulled out and started to follow. he was pretty far back and i was near a side street i always take to get to my girlfriends so i turned down it and started speeding like mad, hoping i could lose the cop if i made a couple turns.

wrong

he sped up and was on my ass as i was pretty much going in circles around these sidestreets. so finally i get to my girlfriends street and pulled into her driveway. the cop stopped at the end of her driveway and blocked me in. my ex girlfriend got out of the car and said good luck and went inside. thanks for the support :sly:

like i said before it was 3am, i was blocked in, yet the cop still turned on the cherries. i got out of the car and started talking to him. i told him my ex's mom was pissed cause she was late getting him, and that i was driving around the side streets in circles cause i was lost :laugh: . i told him i had only been there once before and met this girl a couple days ago. so he started talking about speeding blah blah blah but i didn't really listen cause i was more worried about this girls parents hating me cause i had never met them before. after a little while he asked to see my insurance paper and as i went into my car to get it he all the sudden told me not to speed anymore and to have a good night. i sat in the car wondering what the hell happend and was pretty damn happy cause i didn't get a ticket.

then.........i looked up to the house. and standing the in window was this girls mom who didn't look too happy. but i met her the next night and she was cool about it :D

^^

LOL Funny Guy :laugh: :thumbsup

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Good , i've had a coule of times too where they saw the flag hanging in the mirror and everything was cool after that :laugh:

I don't have an interesting pull over story, but I have one about another type of encounter with the cops... one time we were at a park at like 3am and we had like $500 worth of pot on us. The cops came and searched us, took all the weed, returned 5 minutes later with about half the weed they took from us (bastards), and told us to come with them to dump it in the river... then they did donuts in the cruiser as they left. THAT was the coolest cop encounter I had. I got to sit on the warm comfy back seat of the cruiser while the cops made all my other friends sit on the cold hard ground. :D

i was rolling d/t princess street in my 86 z at 3am doing one more fly bye as i was heading home from a partie, i had just bought the car a few day's ago still had the trip permit on so i pass a cop car doing 40 clicks and the cops had to be waiting for me to pass as the car was laoud exaust and carb/4 barrel headers so my g/f at the time said where gonna get pulled over i'm like not if you dont look at them she looked at them they turned the cherries on i pulled over they got out at gun point and sat there yelling for us to have are hadns out the window's i hat the t tops off so i just raised my arms no workd of a lie 6 other cars show up and then they have there gun's out and tell us to get out of the car and lay down everyone from the ing bars are watching too, so i lay down they check the car ask if it's mine and i replie nope just thought i'd take it for a joy ride here's your sign now i have some fat bastard on my back outting cuffs on me and another with a gun to my head guess i should have said yes so they check the permit make sure it's up to date check my papers ask my g/f at the time if i kid napped her and then when she says no they ask her if i made her say that some chick grabed my package and did a serch then grabed my package again oh yeah thats piggy loves the i know she dose so i'm shitting myself at gun point and being asked if i kid naped my g/f then they say why they pulled us over like that is cause there was a girl from toronto kid naped let me go then a few days later the sugga ploice find the girl cut up in a church , scary

^Wow u got sum stories man....thats crazy ....

So u thought they puleld u over at gunpoint cuz u have a 4barrel carb and headers with an exhasut??? :appl:

-Jay

AHAHAHHAHAHA das ed up yo....

By far one of the LONGEST sentences I ever read and I still didn't understand a word of it! :retard:

^ hahahahahaha some people don't understand the whole punctuation, grammer, spelling .... umm... well.... writing in general.

I was cruising downtown Shwa last summer and knowticed that a riced out sunfire and cavy seemed to be edging each other on, we got to a stop light (3 lane road) and they both took off and so I said it, I'll show them a real car. So I take off with them and of course I smoke them both. Next thing I know they are both looking at me and laughin as if I drive a honda or something and then I realize what they're laughing at. There was a cop right behind me that pulled out of a Tim Hortons that we passed.

Of course the cherrys go on and I get pulled over. I had my bottle in the car at the time and it was hooked up and ready to spray, so I was nervous as . He gets out asks me if I know the other 2 guys that were racing and gets my L/O/I and goes back to the cruiser. 5 mins later he returns with my and tells me I'm lucky because he's been called to a domestic disturbance and he can't book me right now. As soon as he leaves my buddy and I start laughing at how lucky I was.

Now for the funny part...not even 2 weeks later I am headed home with the same friend. We end up racing another Alero we spotted down the road and fly past a cruiser we didn't see yet again...so we get pulled over (just my luck). And same procedure as before. And yet again the cop comes back and tells me that he can't book me cause he's got a more important call... so of course my friend and I are freaking out cause how likely is it for me to be this lucky within a matter of weeks. :)

you lucky .. :smilie_fi

k i was in a residential area in whitby droppin off a few friends after school... i turned down the wrong street and it was a court so i just turned around and went out... i may or may not have completely stopped at this stop sign but either way. i passed through the intersection and the road takes a 90 curve right, i see this douchebag on the wrong side of the road. so im like wtf. he goes to the other side just as im turning so i give him a bit of a honk... this mother er had illegal tints on his grand prix so i couldnt see him.... as i honk. he in jams his brakes on and hits the ol reverse. i kept drivin thinkin i was gonna get kicked by some big mother er causer i couldnt see him when i drove by. He stops continues on his way. so i drop my friend off just around the corner like a block up the road. just as im pulling out this douche pulls up beside me and rolls his window down, he wasnt too big so i had two options. pedal to the floor and jet, or roll the window down. seeing how my car is slow and i dont think it would take a grand prix, i roll the window down. He in loses it on me flashin his badge and and kept tellin me not to be a smartass and watch who you honk at. i told him he was on the other side of the road and hes like i dont care its my road! im like uh no. so he loses it some more and goes on to as he has a witness who saw me roll through the stop. denial kicks in and he pisses and moans for a few more minutes till he tells me i can leave. so i just said thanks and left cause i knew i wasnt gettin anywhere with this smoker. TO HIM I SAY.... YOU! sorry for the long ass message but the story isnt that good without most of the details

i dont even know waht to say to that stoy...... :ohwell:

Ok here is my story:

Presidents day weekend in the states about 3 years ago. I was with my two younger brothers (17, and 13 at the time. I was 19). So we got to clevland on standby tickets my dad got for us, but they said we couldnt get to Miami. They say wait in a hotel till monday, well man i wasnt waiting a weekend for a flight, so i said get us to Atlanta ill grab a car and drive to Miami. So in the Atlanta Airport i called my credit card company told them it was an emergency and i needed them to put an extra $500 on my car, they did. Walk into Avis or whatever give the guy my credit card and a FAKE ID (21 is the age of majority here too for renting cars). He rents me the car no problem. I think it was a 2001 Mitsubishi Galant. Anyways i think i was driving for about 6 hours already when this bitch in an acrua 3.2 pulls up next to me and blows by met at 110mph so i followed her, for a bit and then switch positiong. Ended up getting off at the same exit, went to the same place for gas and coffee, talked alittle and played follow the leader for the next 3 hours. No cops, so im feeling pretty good. Goin down the florida turnpike at 110 noone around i see in the distance the glow of the decals - , blow by a cop car but nothing! The car was EMPTY, i guess budget cuts and they just put a car there to deter. Fhew

Finally 10 hours later got into Miami- Ft Lauderdale, and get off on Hollywood blvd. I think i must have been going 70mph in a 30 zone my brother is slightly awake and is like "SLOW THE DOWN" im the smart ass who is like "I GOT THIS" all of a sudden 1,2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 cop cars all parked in the middle of the blvd. this one guy comes into the middle of the lanes with a lawn chair and is yelling slow down (i had been the whole time but i was goin fast). Takes the lawnchair and smashes it on my bumper the light was red. I stop, shaking i ask myself "i think its a security guard im gonna run the red there is noone around, WAIT, Link this is America There were just 7 cop cars (meanwhile the guy is yelling and running to my car) IM ED" I rolled down the window My brother is sitting next to me smiling like "i hope he pulls his gun on you" while hes running im like take my fake id give me my real one right now! the guy was scary as , HUGE MEAT HEAD, take the keys of of the ignition he yells at me! THROW THEM OUT THE WINDOW AND PUT YOUR HANDS THROUGH THE STEARING WHEEL! im like im getting arested i almost killed the cop. He starts yelling at me telling me i almost killed him (now that i think about it bloody unlikely cause i know how to AVOID) at this point in like im goin to jail in miami, im about to cry (you know what i dont give a that was some scaryt ass , and those idiots who get arrested in the STATES ARE BADASS motherers. He asks me why i was speeeding. **this is brilliant** on the spot i tell him "we got stuck in atlanta my grandmother is sick we were trying to get down here asap because she is gravely ill" (not completely untrue i was stranded in atlanta and i was going to my grandmothers condo) the cop asks me for licence and registration i was like im so ed now!

come back a couple minutes later my brother is still sitting there with a eating grin and the cop comes back and says "IF I EVER SEE YOU AROUND HERE AGAIN YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL!" i said ok sir im sorry im sorry etc. took off never shook so hard in my entire life.

And to the guy who got pulled over twice and not given a ticket, you should have bought a lottery ticket or booked it up to niagara and played craps!

thats pritty good right there... :thumbsup