moms minivan vs mustang
 

soo as most of you probably know already i totaled my Camaro (tears tears) ....
but i was driving my moms minivan around 10pm the other day and I came to a red light and I see this black Mustang, the 1992 square looking model, it looked sorta beat.... It was a kid probably like 18 or such and he looked at me an my friend in the passenger seat in the minivan and smirked at us an i got mad because i didnt have my Camaro to just kill him. But I had a feeling it was a 6. so i pull the minivan into neutral and i rev at him and he laughs at me! but i know my moms minivan is a 3.4 with 185hp and 210tq so its not slow LOL

heres the link to prove it if you dont believe me= http://autos.msn.com/research/vip/Sp...ette&trimid=-1

and he revs his stang an i have to admit it sounded mean but it just confirmed to me that it was a 6. so the light turns green and i floor the van an I actually came off 1/4 lentgh in front of him. once he stopped burning the tires he passed me by half a lenght but my van picked up its weight and i jus took off almost a full length in front of him but pedal on the floor :lolsign:
i hit 80 on a main road and i kept a 3/4 length in front of him the whole way!!!
my friend has a srt4 and he laughed his *** off because i beat a stang in my moms minivan! so the kid turned on some road right before we stopped at the next light, guess he didnt want me to laugh at him at this light....... :nana:

hahhaa

Nice kill! I know that made him feel like a little punk lol...gettin beat by a minivan!

I dont get it, you total your camaro. Then you go drag racing with your moms minivan which is by no means ment to go that fast on public highways or driven like a dragster. Makes no sense to me.

Yes it is a funny story though.

lmao nice

x2

haha thats like when my friends festiva beat a GTO.........on snow

ahaha very nice! know whats funny my v8 gets the same gas milage as your moms minivan ahahha

GL Extended, GS, GLS Extended, Premiere Edition
City (mpg) 18 18 18 18
Highway (mpg) 25 25 25 25


wow!

My thoughts exactly, and that must have been the dumbest swap in history as no 92 (boxy looking) mustang came with a six cylinder engine, it was either a 2.3 4cyl, which is DOG slow, or a 5.0l. I'm going to raise the B.S. flag on this one.

Yeah I was thinking that body style didn't come w/ a 6, but I wasn't sure and didn't wanna look like an idiot lol.

well then it must have been a 4cyl , which is my mistake but it sure as *** did not sound like a 4cyl... it sounded like an 8 with the balls of a 6.. but i do not know wat kind of engine it has anymore but it sure sounded like a 6cyl, and i think it was too fast for a 4cyl... so yea, im stumped..
soo maybe it was an 8 ???? i dont know ...

even the poorest running of 5.0l mustangs can beat the minivan. lol. and the 4cyl had a whopping 109hp i believe. you raced a pinto in a mustang body and won. congrats. lol

:lolsign:

i dont care who i raced, it looked like a mustang and i beat him IN MY MOMS MINIVAN !

thats all that matters :D

my dad's truck took out a Bullit Edition mustang......easily

yea, well check out my mom's minivan beating up on an LT1. here's the vid. lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLIlqY6SwxA

red i noticed you get awfully mad when we talk about beating mustangs huh ??? :lolsign:

dont be pissed at us that stangs are slow , be mad at ford...
and by the way that minivan has over $10,000 invested into it.....
invest 10 grand into a camaro and see who`ll win ? lol

my question is who puts 10 grand in a minivan lol

x2 lmao im mean what in the world would you do to a minivan for 10 grand

drive around babies

well, actually, in the late 80's chrysler d out the 2.2 turbo motor, and used it in every vehicle you could imagine. This minivan being one of them. Took very little to make them fast. weight reduction, BC, and a few other bolt-ons for them to run like that.

Mad? no, but this forum gets kind of slow sometimes, so to keep things interesting, i prod you guys with a hot poker. lol. And if I don't keep you guys in check with you're outrageous stories, lies would run rampant. Just joking with you guys

Jesus tap-dancing Christ. :banghead:

Yes, it is slow. Please don't ever say that again.

lol... this thread is outrageous.

Your outrageous.

you mom is... sometimes. cocktards mom is outrageous ALL the time.

Outrageous

:lolup:

I saw that too. LMAO

Hahaha! Sweet! Had a good old laugh when reading this ;) haha! Pity thoug about your camaro!

And sorry for bringing this old thread up!

I can't believe it , you killed him with a van!

I can't see how that happened.

Good job , i bet you he is crying now.