No new kill storys here?
 

I guess smost people here dont drive anymore or something.

I allmost killed some dork in box civic that had bene riced out at home depo and mallmart styles last week.
I was driving the mini van and this civic was doing i'm cool ziping in and out trying to pass people just slow down in front of them. We all deal with people like this. Well one here that drive do anyway.

So this little wantabe punk with his 3 colors of primer and body kit that I'm sure was for some other car and not his busting up 2 stock wheels and 2 aftermarket gino no cry rims gets around me cuts me off zipes to out side lain to get held up by a read light. Oh i wish had my T bird back out i would give him scaring of his life. Then it came to me Its a box civic i'm in mini van and his buddys are all laughing and and have there distored tunes a pumping and doing all lets rock are heads at same time crap.

Light turns green i go off normal speed pass him get into other lain thanks to him having slower car and unable to cut in front of me. Next light i have left lain he in curb one with cars parked on other side. I hear rev of fart can and it must have had a leak or something it sounded like Ass.
Light turns green he is on it a good so i floor the mighy mini van and for shits and giggles slap parking brake as van hits 2nd gear CHIRP out of the tires and poor civic almost hit parked cars he was LIKE what the HELL.

Next light the guys were all laughing and i hear then tell you that U got Killed by a Mini van dud your car is weak. He yell out Yo bro what u got in that van i yell back 3L auto tranny cooler and he like do that help it go faster I yelled back i smoked your punk ass didn;t i LOL

He lowered his head then punched it as light turned green,
He didn;t notice cop at left of me at lights that was stopped.
He must have droped clutch at 5gs and Gone.
HE also was watching other lights and did woodbrige Light jump b4 it turned green, I guess he didn't know its an advance light other way he not only did he spin wheels across the light it was red the whole time.
He got the attion of the cop who hit lights tuned and pulled him over.
No one had seatbelts on and they realy didn't look to happy as i drove past laughing my ass off at them.

I do wonder what tickets the poor bastered got.
Running read light, maybe careless for sure seat belt ticket.
Noise would be a given.

Ether way i almost pissed my self laughing.

I love riced civics. I took a couple with my Voyager too. No one realizes that if you remove the AC, and throw in a thinner head gasket, a Minivan will take most stock 4 cyl. Nice one, and he got a ticket out of it too. So much the better. Keep them off the streets. :thumbsup :hah: :smilie_au

Well this was on the danforth during the day.
A year ago i had same thing but i was in the Cougar and some joker in Stang did the same thing he heard me chip 2nd and came to a set of lights and went off not to hard but i guess he was thinking i had V6 i went off like normal gave it a little and he had to pull in behind me. Next set of lights did same thing i chirped 2nd again.

3 lights his buddys were telling him to show me up or something so he gunned it
Well anyone that knows danforth and VP area know that a cops sits at KFC gets speeders b4 danforth and danforth road split up.
SO he guns it i give it a little hit stay by him he floors it and i backed off,
I say he was doing around 80 90ish when he seen cop wave him to pull over i know i was doing 60.

I like to do the same thing at Ottawa and the expressway in KW too. There is almost always a copin a little side street around the bend from that light. But the ricers either don't know or don't pay attention. Oh well serves them right.

Best Kill i did to anyone was some punk in his daddys 5.L
It was when i had my Z28 and was around Danfoth Teck school and he pulled up and asked how i chirp tires so hard wile i drive. I had Turbo350 that was built with 3stage shift kit and 3800 stall. This tranny hit just as hard as my old AOD did in my cougar a few years ago. So i told him to drive at around 40K put the clutch in rev to redline shift into frist and pop clutch. Now please not this kid for past few days was driving like a jurk around the school at lunch he go home get his dads car and come to school and drive his buddys around and stuff.

So right infront of the school at lunch he rolling along and rev bang snap grrrrrr to a stop he exploded the poor T5 big time. HE was crying like a little bitch My dad going hill me he going to kill me i dont have my learnes yet and so on and so on.
Dumb grade 9er's LOL On good note he no longer drove around the school like a jurk.

Other funnyest kill would have to be some guy in a GTA on queen street near my work.
He did same stunt got into curb lain to pass people so at carlaw and queen he did that to me I took off like normal and ge got on it a little my car always chips so i gave it a little hit not much, Nope people bene behind me when i drive i know what i meen by alittle. Anyway he looked over i guess he didn't think i would still be there and he just looking at my car. He didn't notice taxi that pulled out of shopers so i pointed look.

He never hit the brakes he plowed into the taxi and i pulled over in front of my work and parked my car. The poor taxi guy was running around my propain it will explode oh No and crap. We never got up to speed limit he was not to happy it was not a race or anything I was pulling over to park anyway its just funny how many people will cut infront of you only to drive slower or cut off other people to make that 10 feet closer to were there going.

I know some other members here can tell some storys about how ether they have seen same thing or they have seen close calls like this.
Hell people jump lights to pass other people only to have a parked car open a door and have guy slam the brakes is clasic that happens every day on the danforth.

Then again most people here dont drive to post your TTC near miss's

^^Those are some funny stories..nothing beats instigating someone to do something stupid enough to get the cops involved!

I got an old one, that I somehow managed to get away with. I was driving my moms Volvo Wagon, the ultimate cool car, fortunately, it was a 5 speed, and my parents rally raced, so not quite stock. Anyway, I came across a Dodge Shadow V6 at a stop light, and we went. I took it, and he met up at the next light. Called me out to the reservation, so out we went to the 1/4 mile set up out there. I cooked him again, so he said let's go on the road, and Mirror tag it is. So for the next 2 1/2 hours we raced around, playing mirror tag until like midnight. Went home, and thought nothing of it. In sept, when I was registering for school, the K-9 unit was there dropping off his son. I ended up in line behind him, and soon realized it was the guy driving the shadow. I said hi, and he turned around, and like oh hey how's it going? I said what are you in trouble for something, for the cops dropping you off, and he says nope that's my dad. Holy , just about pissed myself, and he's like we had fun, noone got hurt, it's all good. oh well.

Just a drive to and from work and most people can come up with a few storys.
Wait till frist snow fall I'm taking my camera with me out side to get some funny ass pics

Yeah I love that first drive in the snow. My snows are on, and my e brake was just nicely adjusted. Oh and too bad my truck didn't sell yet. Gotta go practice my drifting.

best one i've done is..got a civic to squeal n take off..with a cop sittin at the next lights...I love light to light racers. and raced a BMW with a dodge caravan, n 2 civics down the 401 from toronto-Guelph. I beat them. idiots duno how to drive..one dude in civic gave me thumbs up lmao

Lol one day i was coming home and another 240 pulled up next to me and was absolutly riced to , i meen stickers everywere big ass wing, apc racing seats, so my buddy and i are just laughing as we pull up to the light, he unrolls his window and starts talking about all his crazy work done to his. I start asking him questions and he dosnt know any of the awnsers.

Light goes green hits he hits the gas and squeels right past a cop sitting at the intersection, I just drove by laughing

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I drive a Saturn.... it's tough for me to post a kill story ;)

But I did leave a 100 foot long strip of rubber, one tire fire style. Yes, 100 feet, I measured it. Got pics too :)