Some fat guy...
 

It was 7:40 am. A crisp August morning.

I was making my way to the local Tim Hortons to get myself a donut and a coffee before work. In the distance, I could see something lumbering in my general direction... a fat guy. And he had only one thought on his mind... the LAST - CHOCOLATE - DIP - DONUT.

Barrelling like a freight train, the Tim Hortons was at our mid-point. With my relaxed gait towards the door, and his labored waddling, he was gaining speed, and bound to beat me there.

I braced myself and took off, my Dockers gripping the pavement like Mickey Thompson drags on a Chevelle, my tie fluttering above my shoulder. The fat man saw and started to run faster, he let go of his briefcase to gain extra speed. We got closer, and closer to the door. Suddenly I yelled "Look, free ice cream!" The fat man stopped and turned around "Where?" BAM! A cyclist ran into him.

I proceeded into the Tim Horton's line, and ordered the last Chocolate Dip donut and a large coffee, black. The fat man lumbered in to see his beloved chocolate dip getting a bite taken out of it by me. Defeated, he ordered a low-fat yougurt in preparation for the next time a chocolate dip was on the line.



That's my kill this week. There's no racing going on when you drive a 4x4.

lmao.. you serious he droped his breifcase thats hilarious.

ahahah best story of racing ever!

lmao that is awsome i can jsut picture a fat guy dropping every thing and haulin *** to the doughnut store to beat you for a doughnut lol

lmao that is great. I want a tim horton's doughnut, and capuccino

tim hortons.....yum

hahahaha thats too funny

lol.....but how did you and the fat guy know it was the last one if you were both outside of the building?

Instinct, my friend.

ok :rolleyes:

It's a stupid story, what do you expect? Some sense to be made of all this??

Damn i want some doughnuts

What the hell are you doing spelling "doughnuts" correctly? I specifically spelled them "donuts" for you American bastards!

That's it, I'm not converting all my posts from the metric system to imperial measurements for you guys anymore.

lmao

remember I grew up in South Canada (aka Michigan)