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Star Wars : Sexual Quotes

Star Wars
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in
time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts,
kid."

The Empire Strikes Back
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. , good food, cumm..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
4. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled
up like that, huh kid?"
3. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
2. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
1. "Control, control! You must learn control!"

Return of the Jedi
10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will
call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you
almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me
Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."


But of course, one of the best is - "Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"

 
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Star Wars sucks.
SS

 
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hahaha those are awesome

 
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just because you failed jedi 101 doesnt mean you need to hate

 
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I love star war i have all the series.
But the quotes you got there are really good.
Funny as well.

thanks.will show to ther people.

 
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haha nice... What are those from? like the KOTOR script? lol

-RageD

 
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I dont know but i have never liked
the star war. Its just so annoying
It just gets in my nerve to watch star wars.
I would pick any movie but star wars.
But the quotes you got there are really funny.
Where did you get them from.

 
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Those quotes are priceless!!!

 
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I love star wars , specially those old 3 movies they are better then new 3 movies. cool quotes !!

 
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hehe super awesome... nice one buddy