driving on a one way street going the wrong direction
 

So, this is an older story but i was banned and couldn't post it.

I was new to a Romanian city and went to grab a Shawarma at this place I saw on a certain street. The street had 4 lanes, 3 going one way , 1 going the other way.

After I was done I got on the 1 lane going the other direction to get back to the main road. As I was driving, cops, driving the other direction cut me off stop me and tell me I'm on a one way street

So I go, why the hell is the lane i'm in signaled towards my direction. He said it's a lane special for busses.

So I appologised, told him i don't have my drivers license or passport, and that I just came to get a shawarma. I showed him that after buying the sandwich i had 35 RON left ( about 15 $ ) .

So as the cops were talking amongst themselves about what to do with me, I put the 35 Ron in their car and said : "Look i can pay a fine now, and i don't need a receipt" .

He smiled and said fine whatever. At which point i took 5 Ron from the pile of 35 "Sorry I just ate and need a Red Bull now"

He nodded, we thanked eachother and I went home