my little harassment story
 

one particular incident involved myself and a good friend of mine who was moving from our former home Fort McMurray Alberta back to Newfoundland. Silly me I decided to take him to my real western home town and made the even larger mistake of dropping my clutch a little hard backing out of a parking space on the main St. of town. Well Sgt.LimeyDick (He was English. Get that. An English RCMP..WOo Hoo) pulled me and my little buddy ( 5'1) out of the car and cuffed him and put both of us in the back of his Friggen Suburban which he had oh so nicely parked across half of the main St. of a town of 3500 people with the cherries flashing.

We told him there was about 3 grams of weed in the console and a couple of pipes (trying to be honest, to avoid the whole search to begin with). He then dragged all of my friends worldly possessions out of the car and rifled through it.
My friend had a glass bong a small dope tin and a bud buster. Bit by bit as Constipated dickhead pulled stuff out he found the paraphernalia and other stuff every time pausing to shake his head at us and swear at us for not telling the truth. The truth being that in our then current state of stonedness we honestly forgot about some of the paraphernalia. So after about 20 minutes of public humiliation his wife pulls up in her Mercedes and has a little chat with him about the bust. He held the bong up for her to inspect and they turned and laughed at us, she smelled the pot and chuckled at our misfortune.

So the scene is set he has us on paraphernalia charges, possession yada yada yada and its time to talk to us. He pulls my little buddy steve out of the Suburban and gives him the pat down including a double nut tap! He then gives him a stern lecture and re-cuffs Steve and puts him back in the truck. He then pulls me and looks me from head to toe and says and I quote " Youre a big fella aren't ya. He never got within 5 feet of me the whole time except to get my licence. The little bitch didn't even try to cuff me. he gave me the run down on how I could be busted for stunting, noise, care adn control, dangerous driving, Having 2 federal I.D's(Im Bi-provincial and apparently its a 1250$ fine) and once again yada yada yada. Then the kicker, the proverbial icing on the big Mofo of a cake, he leaned in close and told me that if I ever lied to him again he be happy to take me out back and give me an ass kickin.

That was the single hardest hting I have ever had to swallow in my life, I am a non-violent individual with a penchant for MMA and a serious desire to be the master of my own domain. I swallowed though, I swallowed my pride and my dignity for the sake of my virginity. All in all, it amounted to nothing but my bud losing his stuff and me forever looking for an off duty cop with a big mouth.


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stop smoking drugs and driving you douche.

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step up or step off dickhead
 

I'm an idiot who posts threats on an open forum.

When you posted your tale of personal stupidity out onto a public internet forum, you made "your business" everyone else's business to mind as well. That cop was the only good guy in your entire miserable tale.

And if someone does need to die because of your stupidity, hopefully it's only you and nobody else. :smilie_d0

gldwngr, so I suppose you agree with that kind of police behavior?

Just so everyone understands...
 

This is a story of police stupidity.. Cops sucks. They are 98% power hungry asswipes. I could have destroyed him in 5 seconds, he knew that.. he had to get his little tiny cop revenge the only way he could... I would also like to point out that I have been high and driving 100% of the time since I was 14 and got my learners out west, I have never had an accident nor a ticket. The only reason I posted this old piece of story was to get my posts up to ten so I could list my car for sale. I know Im right and you cop loving jerkoffs aren't

hahaha!
 

This is one truly funny story, point benig here that ive been in the same scenario tons of times, but never got searched. Driving high is completely fine because your more mellowed out and you feel no need to swerve, speed, or pass cars. We gothe speed of traffic and mind our own business. As for the cop in your story bro, those are the dick cops out there who have got no other things to do.

your lucky you got out of that whole mess without a charge.

Keep smokin the herb dude!

btw, what type of mma do you do.

Bigfoot: I'm glad your not in Ontario driving the same roads I do...The only stupid thing the cop did was let you go.

Aftershok: weed doesn't make anyone a wreckless driver because it mellows you out? Alot of sh*t I see happening around me on the road is caused by other stupid drivers. I drive alot & I have to react quickly alot of times because of other people's mistakes. Let's see how quickly you react when your all mellowed out and you get cut off and end up with half your car in another guys trunk....

there's alot of stupid statements made here man...It's funny sometimes to think that there's actually real people thinking this stuff with real brains...

...and "mellowed" brains at that :smokin:

I dont no why people give a about other people burning and driving.. sure if its ur first time blazing and u drive it could be bad news.. but this talk about cops getting weed breathalizers is retarded, why dont they stick to catching people drinking and driving !

fakin pigs

for stupid ****s like yourselves....

you are impaired... learn how to deal with life without a drug you useless fag. :thumbsdow

Dont hate on the chronic, the chronic is innocent and always good.

Hey 2pac you think your a gangsta, come to chester lea in rexdale and talk lip with the cops there.:smilie_da , by the way your a moron........ time to grow up:loser:


i'll just drive around with a 26'r in me, oh wait its the same thing? I sware to god how is the human population going to survive with all these morons......:dunno:

Turbocivic, u from Rexdale? me too man. I lived there 20 years...
I'd love to see this fool run around there and watch when the guys at 23 division put hands on him...

drug addicts are pathetic. they want to believe its normal so they dont have to admit they are drug addict loosers. drugs effect reaction times . FACT. if your too much of a fuctard to know this you must be a drug addict. the cop was doin his job. he should have givin you every ticket in the book to get your addict ass off the road. you think i want your druged out ass killing one of my family members? get a life, grow up, take care of your addictions. stop trying to hide, escape, from your pathetic life using drugs.

That's wonderful that you've been doing it since you were 14; that doesn't make it legal, or the least bit smart. I understand that it's not the same as driving drunk, but you're still impaired.

I think that's about the smartest thing I've ever seen you post. :appl:

Well, you know what they say.... every dog has its day.

You guys are talking to this guy like he's a heroin addict! Do you guys think weed is just as bad as drugs like cocaine, heroin, exstacy, etc?

No it's not. However, driving while under the influence, no matter what it is, is inexcusable, as far as I'm concerned.

Its just a litttle Herb, this is Canada baby ****in relaxxxxxx !!

This is not directed at you but to anyone who smokes and drives...

To each is own, but crash into me and hurt my kids while your high, I will take your life and pee on your headstone... not a threat just how I feel on the subject....

Somebody who is driving while hammered is 100 times as likely to crash or get in an accident then someone who has smoked a little cheebah...your judgement is NOT impared, and if anything, you will be a less aggressive driver. Its drunk drivers who are the real threat not skunked drivers hahahahaha

bottom line if you have done anything you shouldnt be driving. I have done my fair share of that and for all the ppl out there still doing it just think about this say you get in an accident well you are high and kill someone you will have to live with that for the rest of your life wondering if that could have been prevented if you hadnt been under the influence of some mind altering substance. Im not saying dont do drugs just make sure you aint high well you are driving cause it could be the difference between life and death. Plus if you cant wait till you are not going to be done driving for the night then you have a drug problem and need help.

This coming from someone who use to smoke 24/7 for like 6 years. ppl think its all good to drive cause they r fine me included back then but really with a sober and clean head you realize how stupid it is.

Bullshit. You're pulling numbers out of the air and citing them as fact.

THC's effects are well documented. As a user yourself, we all know you're aware of them. Would you like to try and convince everyone that your focus and concentration are improved while stoned? :retard:

THC impairs judgement, reaction time, and concentration, all of which can be deadly on the road - and as BadAssGN points out, it's not always the stoned driver who pays the price.

"I do it all the time, and I never crash or hurt anyone." - It only takes once. If you're willing to gamble with your life, fine. Your life, your choice. Kindly don't presume that you have any moral authority whatsoever to make that choice for anyone else.

Could destroy him in 5 seconds?....Until he pulls his sidearm. This is how idiots get shot. Then they're family launches a lawsuit. "But my son was such a good kid..."

So funny and so true.

line of the year lol
whoever argues that smoking weed is harmless and doesnt affect your driving is a retard or probably like 17 and a high school drop out! i guess its the cool new thing to do, trying to prove your a bad ass. all i know is that if a stoned kid hit my car there would be no need to call the police

At least the guy wasn't rambling on his f&*5in cellphone!. I'd pick a pot driver over one of them anyday, and the ones with no earpiece whatsoever especially. I see these people driving the fancy cars with a fancy cellphone and driving like a fancy ass and just wanna run them off the road sometimes.

Either way smoking some weed and driving does not have a significant effect on someone's driving skills seemingly if they are a regular user though.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CfcRyruo91Y

Getting away with it once, twice, or a hundred times, won't make the kid you kill any less dead. Sit there and tell us your focus and concentration for the road are as good or better when you're stoned - then (try to) remember that the next time you're stoned and some everyday item sends you into a hysterical laughing fit.

Objectivity is sadly lacking.

Actually, you can make the same argument for a chronic alcoholic and his or her ability to function at BAC levels well above the point where an average person would be passed out drunk. Shall we try and legitimize driving while impaired due to alcohol in the same way you try to legitimize driving while high?

****ing stupid weednuts....i tell my friends the same thing if they smoke and drive.....people are so slow when they are red

When your greeted by someone, and you reply 10 seconds later like my old elementary friends(who are blazed all the time) you shouldn't be driving. Quit taking the easy way out of life, because it will only get harder.