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top 3 things that have to do with tickets
1) Good
An Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) 2) Better A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA . A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. 3) Absolute Best A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball". He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. |
3) Absolute Best
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball". He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.[/QUOTE] hahahahahahahahha :laugh: |
Those are awesome and made me laugh... I love it.
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Good good good. :knock_tee
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LMFAO....I think I just wet my self. HAHAHA
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Funniest thing I've ever read....
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Originally Posted by 2tone_93gt
3) Absolute Best
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball". He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car. |
If I get a ticket I well send them a picture of the money
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Originally Posted by drift_n_shift
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: If anyone gets pulled over, ask them if they are going to sell you a ticket to the "Toronto Police Officers Ball". :laugh: :laugh: :thumbsup
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