17 things to do at Walmart
08-29-2006, 09:46 PM
#1
17 things to do at Walmart
17 things to do at Walmart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy ***** and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. play wal-mart tag then run up to one the workers and hold his hand shouting "i'm at the base!!"
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy ***** and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. play wal-mart tag then run up to one the workers and hold his hand shouting "i'm at the base!!"
08-29-2006, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by ProjectCamaro
17 things to do at Walmart:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy ***** and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. play wal-mart tag then run up to one the workers and hold his hand shouting "i'm at the base!!"
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy ***** and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. play wal-mart tag then run up to one the workers and hold his hand shouting "i'm at the base!!"
Seriosuly when you dont need them every 5 feet they pop out of somewhere and ask if you need anything. Then when you actully need them they dissapear.
08-29-2006, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by paarman97maro
This is super old, but since youre not b-rod I wont hassle you 
... Im just glad its not another repost 
Still a funny list.
... Im just glad its not another repost Still a funny list.
08-29-2006, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by ProjectCamaro
I don't care if it's old, if it hasn't been posted here not everyone's seen it.
08-29-2006, 10:33 PM
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haha, saw it on MFBA a few days ago but that was the first time. its pretty good.
one of the best videos thats similar to this, is where they get a TON of people to dress in blue shirts and khakis and go into Best Buy. its so damn funny, the real employee's dont know what the hell is going on.haha
one of the best videos thats similar to this, is where they get a TON of people to dress in blue shirts and khakis and go into Best Buy. its so damn funny, the real employee's dont know what the hell is going on.haha
08-29-2006, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by 69z-28
haha, saw it on MFBA a few days ago but that was the first time. its pretty good.
one of the best videos thats similar to this, is where they get a TON of people to dress in blue shirts and khakis and go into Best Buy. its so damn funny, the real employee's dont know what the hell is going on.haha
one of the best videos thats similar to this, is where they get a TON of people to dress in blue shirts and khakis and go into Best Buy. its so damn funny, the real employee's dont know what the hell is going on.haha
08-30-2006, 12:09 AM
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08-30-2006, 12:14 AM
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it is old..but you missed a couple
18. Go to the bike department and start riding them around the store until you get tackled (it actually happens trust me)
19. get a group of six people to play full contact football throughout the entire store (this also happens frequently)
18. Go to the bike department and start riding them around the store until you get tackled (it actually happens trust me)
19. get a group of six people to play full contact football throughout the entire store (this also happens frequently)
