judgez24

Number 10: Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9: Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8: Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6: Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5: Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4: All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3: Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2: In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Number 1: We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal imm igrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Gonads

hahaha, Number 5. funny. lol

voltar

HEHE some good stuff, though im sure I heard #6 before.

95hatchcivic

health concious people will just die of old age, not because they are ill. duhhh.. why are you hating on people who like to be healthy?? is it because you are scared to change your terrible diet? dont like difference? screw you and anyone who hates on being healthy, being healthy is 100x better than living the life of eating shitty and having a high intake of red meats.. hello people.. WAKE UP! times r gonna change when you all die of horrible illnesses due to lack of a good diet... theres a storm comin and i hope it hits hard

judgez24

lol i think you forgot to remove the pickle from your *** this morning when you got out of bed

problem is that nothing out there thats easily accessable is healthy for you. even a healthy alternative is . example, the chicken salads you get from fast food palces, you throw some dressing on there and theyre worse for you than the burgers. if you wanna eat healthy you have to make all your own meals. problem is with todays fast paced society that isnt always an option. oh well, i wont keep adding to this, i agree with what you say, the healthy craze is coming fast though so maybe things will change.

Gonads

alright alright... calm your .

eating healthy is good for you, yes you are correct. but if you are trying to change the world... well guess what, you are going to fail, miserably!

technically getting old is inevitable, so is death. might as well enjoy my life and smoke cigarettes, eat fast food and RED MEAT, while i'm at it. hell, i might even push on the gas pedal a little harder some days, which endagers my life and i might die from it.

aaannnd people are eventually gonna die of some sort of cancer, no matter how well you eat or how fit you are

i dunno, eat shitty, inaccesible food for 100 years or eat whatever you want, do what ever you want for 75 years, that's the question you gotta ask youself.

ps. i do eat healthy, i also smoke, i play alot of sports and i enjoy fast food every once in a while.

change is not what scares me, but it's ignorant asses like you that make me not wanna listen to your healthy babble. You can suggest, don't push for change.

oh yeah... healthy people get hit by busses and such too, especially when they're running down the street in their fancy running gear.

Forest Gump said it best: Happens, sometimes!

well any ways, all i'm saying is that people can do what they want, eventually we all die, weather of old age or shitty diet/lifestyle.

Natural selection at it's best.

95hatchcivic

no. If you want to eat healthy you dont turn to a fast food resturant for the salad lol, its fast food. fast food = crap. If you want to eat healthy you will, you WILL go to the grocery store and get fresh, healthy meals. Most grocery stores are 24 hours these days anyways, thats convienient isnt it?? how much more could you ask for.. why not drive the extra mile to get good food Why eat un healthy when you can make the choice to eat right. Yiou people can make your own choices if you want but it WILL come to bite you in the ***, and now your thinking meh who cares.. bla bla health garbage.. talk to me in 30 years when your in a coffin.

judgez24

maybe in your area but in my area i dont think i have a single 24 hr grocery store. i eat good enough, have pizza from time to time and the odd time some junkfood and fastfood. ill tell you this though, id rather die doing something i love then die at 90 years old in a nursing home having been shitty and pissing myself for the last 10 years because i didnt take risks and i ate healthy. hell man even healthy people get sick and die, as stated above, cancer is a big one, no matter how healthy you are it can still get you