april fools day=gay
#1
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april fools day=gay
i like how every chochbag who is a reserved and serious ******* all other 364 days of the year has to try to be a funny guy when the day is labeled to make jokes. what a gay day. anyone else think this holiday is for cocktards.
#4
I had to work today, and had quite a few pranks. Some were not quite so funny as were cruel.
For example, at lunch today.
Employee A: Eats his lunch, brings back a McDonald's Iced Tea, sets it on the counter in the employee lounge.
Employee B: Proceeds to JB Quick Weld the bottom of the styrofoam cup to the table.
Employee A: After having quite a few ****** things happen to him in the process of the day goes to get his drink (I didnt know this had happened or I would have told him) and tries to pick it up, the cup tears apart and COVERS him in Iced Tea.
He didnt say a word, walked over, clocked out, and went home.
I feel bad for him.
For example, at lunch today.
Employee A: Eats his lunch, brings back a McDonald's Iced Tea, sets it on the counter in the employee lounge.
Employee B: Proceeds to JB Quick Weld the bottom of the styrofoam cup to the table.
Employee A: After having quite a few ****** things happen to him in the process of the day goes to get his drink (I didnt know this had happened or I would have told him) and tries to pick it up, the cup tears apart and COVERS him in Iced Tea.
He didnt say a word, walked over, clocked out, and went home.
I feel bad for him.
#8
My dad had me this morning, We just sold our SUV he said he will be using my car for work now since its the only second car...if I was to refuse he would sell it. I got pretty mad and argued in the end he said........April Fools!! What an ***
#9
A couple years ago I took my mattress and my roommate's mattress out of the dorm room and put them in my girlfriend's room for the weekend, because we were headed home. He said the floor wasnt very comfortable.
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#10
Originally Posted by Phate
I had to work today, and had quite a few pranks. Some were not quite so funny as were cruel.
For example, at lunch today.
Employee A: Eats his lunch, brings back a McDonald's Iced Tea, sets it on the counter in the employee lounge.
Employee B: Proceeds to JB Quick Weld the bottom of the styrofoam cup to the table.
Employee A: After having quite a few ****** things happen to him in the process of the day goes to get his drink (I didnt know this had happened or I would have told him) and tries to pick it up, the cup tears apart and COVERS him in Iced Tea.
He didnt say a word, walked over, clocked out, and went home.
I feel bad for him.
For example, at lunch today.
Employee A: Eats his lunch, brings back a McDonald's Iced Tea, sets it on the counter in the employee lounge.
Employee B: Proceeds to JB Quick Weld the bottom of the styrofoam cup to the table.
Employee A: After having quite a few ****** things happen to him in the process of the day goes to get his drink (I didnt know this had happened or I would have told him) and tries to pick it up, the cup tears apart and COVERS him in Iced Tea.
He didnt say a word, walked over, clocked out, and went home.
I feel bad for him.
#12
i think reading about the pranks are funny... some people shouldnt so damn serious... like phates posted prank.. ya it would suck, but I wouldnt get my panties in that big of a bunch... is he upset about getting dirty? look at where you work. big fackin deal.
I dunno, Ive never had somthing **** me off on this day... we tried to get brian, but he had to be a dickslap about it
I dunno, Ive never had somthing **** me off on this day... we tried to get brian, but he had to be a dickslap about it
#14
well the thread I made was suppose to make a few laughs, not to be harsh towards anyone, so I didnt think i went over board at all. yea that is kind of messed up though with the styrofoam cup.
#15
Well I forgot that april 1st was april fools day.. Damn
I once went to my neighbors opened his door flipped the couch (where he hides his Little Change jar, which had about $100 worth of Ones and quarters, when i left i didnt close the door, and spun up his drive way, and left a One wheel Fire mark out of his drive way. I Would Soon Find out some body broke into his house. and spun his driveway up.. and was about to call the police cause his money jar was missing, I told him, I didnt believe him, and then we went up, i flipped the couch back over and said, April Fools! with a jar in my hands.. He thought it was hillarius! You got me you Son of a *****!!
He would get me back the next year by, Filling the air cleaner on the old chevy pickup with Leaves.. Yea after i started it up and it died 3 seconds later I knew someone was ******* with me. He would come down, i would mention that some **** sucker filled the air cleaner with leaves. he started laughing. coughing up Beer.
I was suppose to get him back again. But i guess 2 wrongs dont make a right..
I once went to my neighbors opened his door flipped the couch (where he hides his Little Change jar, which had about $100 worth of Ones and quarters, when i left i didnt close the door, and spun up his drive way, and left a One wheel Fire mark out of his drive way. I Would Soon Find out some body broke into his house. and spun his driveway up.. and was about to call the police cause his money jar was missing, I told him, I didnt believe him, and then we went up, i flipped the couch back over and said, April Fools! with a jar in my hands.. He thought it was hillarius! You got me you Son of a *****!!
He would get me back the next year by, Filling the air cleaner on the old chevy pickup with Leaves.. Yea after i started it up and it died 3 seconds later I knew someone was ******* with me. He would come down, i would mention that some **** sucker filled the air cleaner with leaves. he started laughing. coughing up Beer.
I was suppose to get him back again. But i guess 2 wrongs dont make a right..