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Old Feb 6, 2006 | 06:52 PM
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Bad jokes.

Post em up.
Here's one.
Interesting Year 1981:
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope Died

Interesting Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope Died

Lesson Learned? - the next time Charles gets married, someone warn the Pope.
Old Feb 8, 2006 | 09:35 PM
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What disease did Bruce Lee die of?




Kung-flu..






now thats a bad joke.
Old Feb 8, 2006 | 10:09 PM
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whats does bin laden and the crabs have in common?


They both irritate bush.


what do you call a frozen cow?

a cowsicle.
Old Feb 9, 2006 | 04:35 PM
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What's the definition of the ultimate rejection?



When your hand falls asleep.
Old Feb 10, 2006 | 12:03 AM
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Old Feb 10, 2006 | 10:18 PM
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Why dose snoop dogg carry an umbrella?












Fo Drizzle'
Old Feb 11, 2006 | 12:43 AM
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what did the one toilet say to the other toilet.....dude you look flushed hahahahah got that from mel on the z103.5 morning show....god damn shes fine
Old Feb 11, 2006 | 08:23 AM
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you guys heard of liverpool ! ! ! ? ! ? !

but arn't they from like another planet , playing something non hockey , that's sort of illegal ?
Old Feb 27, 2006 | 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Nastyzed
whats does bin laden and the crabs have in common?


They both irritate bush.


what do you call a frozen cow?

a cowsicle.
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