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rabbitman 09-21-2005 08:18 PM

Best Joke Ever!!!
 
2 muffins in the oven. One turns to the other and says "Are you finding it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Holy a talking muffin."

JDMSIR 09-21-2005 08:40 PM

wtf made me laugh, thats loke the one that goes like
a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says hay why the long face? :loser:
So stupid but funny.

drift_n_shift 09-21-2005 08:47 PM

LOL
why did the tree fall down..... because someone cut it
lol :laugh: :sly: :sly: it used to be funny... when jokes started like^^ and ended up with ghey answers

SBC262TT 09-21-2005 11:09 PM

A guy walks into a bar and goes "ouch!"

STREET 09-22-2005 09:47 PM

what do you call cheese that isnt urs.....NACHO CHEESE

2 guys walk into a bar and the third guy ducked....

or the on on family guy where the rabi and the preist r in a bar and the the preist says..."soo, did you hear the one about us?"

TurboSupra12 09-22-2005 10:19 PM


Originally Posted by STREET
what do you call cheese that isnt urs.....NACHO CHEESE


Bahahha. That is by far one of the best bad jokes I've heard. Hahahhaha.

SpeedNRG 09-22-2005 10:43 PM


Originally Posted by rabbitman
2 muffins in the oven. One turns to the other and says "Are you finding it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Holy a talking muffin."

I hardly laugh at jokes :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Cerberus 09-23-2005 04:15 PM

A Pollock walks up to the service clerk and asks "I'd like 6 Polish sausages."

Clerk: What are you? Polish?

Pollock: What does that have to do with anything?

Clerk: *Stunned look*

Pollock: If I asked you for some French Fries would you say "Hey are you French?"

Clerk: No.

Pollock: If I asked you for a large order of Greek Salad would you say "Hey are you Greek?:

Clerk: Nope.

Pollock: If I asked you for some Canadian Bacon would you say "Hey, are you Canadian?"

Clerk: Of couse not.

Pollock: WELL WHY THE WOULD YOU ASK IF IM POLISH?!?!?!

Clerk: .....Well sir, you are in a hardware store.

4thgen 09-23-2005 07:24 PM

What happened to the wooden car?

It wooden go.

rabbitman 09-23-2005 07:43 PM


Originally Posted by 4thgen
What happened to the wooden car?

It wooden go.

Sounds like Strokerace's Honda.


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