Best Joke Ever!!!
#5
what do you call cheese that isnt urs.....NACHO CHEESE
2 guys walk into a bar and the third guy ducked....
or the on on family guy where the rabi and the preist r in a bar and the the preist says..."soo, did you hear the one about us?"
2 guys walk into a bar and the third guy ducked....
or the on on family guy where the rabi and the preist r in a bar and the the preist says..."soo, did you hear the one about us?"
#7
Originally Posted by rabbitman
2 muffins in the oven. One turns to the other and says "Are you finding it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Holy a talking muffin."
#8
A Pollock walks up to the service clerk and asks "I'd like 6 Polish sausages."
Clerk: What are you? Polish?
Pollock: What does that have to do with anything?
Clerk: *Stunned look*
Pollock: If I asked you for some French Fries would you say "Hey are you French?"
Clerk: No.
Pollock: If I asked you for a large order of Greek Salad would you say "Hey are you Greek?:
Clerk: Nope.
Pollock: If I asked you for some Canadian Bacon would you say "Hey, are you Canadian?"
Clerk: Of couse not.
Pollock: WELL WHY THE WOULD YOU ASK IF IM POLISH?!?!?!
Clerk: .....Well sir, you are in a hardware store.
Clerk: What are you? Polish?
Pollock: What does that have to do with anything?
Clerk: *Stunned look*
Pollock: If I asked you for some French Fries would you say "Hey are you French?"
Clerk: No.
Pollock: If I asked you for a large order of Greek Salad would you say "Hey are you Greek?:
Clerk: Nope.
Pollock: If I asked you for some Canadian Bacon would you say "Hey, are you Canadian?"
Clerk: Of couse not.
Pollock: WELL WHY THE WOULD YOU ASK IF IM POLISH?!?!?!
Clerk: .....Well sir, you are in a hardware store.
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