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Vancouver will host the 2010 Winter Olympics.

Here are some questions people from all over the world are asking.

Believe it or not, these questions about Canada were posted on an

International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the

questions were really asked!

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Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow?
(England)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them
die.

Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA)
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.

Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto-can I follow the Railroadtracks?
(Sweden)
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada? (Sweden)
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.

Q: Are there any ATM's in Canada? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto,
Vancouver, Edmonton and Halifax? (England)
A: What, did your last slave die?

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada? (USA)
A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Ca-na-da
is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is
every Tuesday night in Calgary. Come naked.

Q: Which direction is North in Canada? (USA)
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and
we'll send the rest of the directions.

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada?(England)
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)
A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in
Vancouver and in Calgary, right after the hippo races. Come naked.

Q: Do you have perfume in Canada? (Germany)
A: No, WE don't stink.

Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you
sell it in Canada? (USA)
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.

Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female
population is smaller than the male population? (Italy)
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada? (USA)
A: Only at Thanksgiving.

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?
(Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is
illegal.

Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada, but I forget its name.
It's a kind of big horse with horns. (USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of
anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself
with human urine before you go out walking.

Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

munch

wow the world is really going down hill

Absolutemike

Oh thats priceless

Password:JDM

wooooooooow

green-eg

wow are people rally that stupid???

nismoalty

iTrader: (-1)

most of the stupidest questions are from americans...they are really the dumbest country on this earth...seriously, they are..lol

rabbitman

iTrader: (3)

The worst part is, I've seen a car from Texas, in Sarnia, in July, with a ski rack on it. I'll see if I can find a pic of it. Parked in Canatara Park.

drifter420

Guess it's time to store my Igloo in the Shed for summer and take my six legged dog sled team down to Florida on vacation.. ( hopefully I won't get swallowed by some hurricane )

P.S. Where's Florida?? Oh.. that lil limp dick on U.S. Maps

voltar

Remember talking to americans... now that was some funny .

Midnight Racer

iTrader: (2)

hahaha thats pure jokes

Coolieboi

WOW people in different countries really need to come out of their box....

MarkAnthony

Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round?
(Germany)
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is
illegal.

HAHAH Are you kidding me?

Frozentide

Honestly this doesnt surprise me. There is a large majority of the world that doesnt know much about Canada, afterall we have a very small population in comparison to our size, and we are so overshadowed by the USA that most forget about us.

I see this as a good thing though! It means that the retards leave us alone and the majority of the people that come here are knowledgable enough to know the truth about Canada and actually WANT to come here.

PS. Americans are dumb, not all, but a hell of a lot of them!!

judgez24

lol nice, man ive got a buddy who works at the boarder and he tells me that he gets americans coming through all the time in june and july and such with ski racks on their cars. hell we were hanging out near the boarder about 5 years ago and this is like end of july early august, nice and warm and soem americans pull up to us and ask us how far till they get to snow. so i told them qew to 403 to 401 and theyll see signs, lol. they thanked me and went on their way.

a buddy of mine back when i was in elementary school used to play hockey with american kids and theyd ask him about polar bears and igloos and other such and hed just play along. seriously why are americans so stupid? theres a big ditch seperating us not a thermal sheet of glass, lol

slow_teg

when ever an american asked me if we lived in igloo's i always said yes. its more fun to watch them believe it then to say no and argue with them about if we do or dont.