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Choking Woman

A woman sitting in a restaurant in St John's, Newfoundland, suddenly began to cough while eating a giant lobster.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two men, Bob and Bill, sitting at the next table turned to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller'? asked Bob.

The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asked Bill.

The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head

'No.'

With that, Bob walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt
yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the
woman's butt.

This shocked the woman and she went into such a violent spasm that
the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Bob swaggered back over to his table and proudly took another drink
of his beer.

Bill said in admiration, toasting Bob "Ya know boy, I'd
heard of dat dere Hind Lick Manoeuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it."

 
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